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Spider-Man 3 is shit. Blu-ray is shit. Putting the two together does not somehow magically create a super-desirable package that will make the citizens of Earth suddenly decide to bin their 48.7 billion DVDs and rebuy everything on a marginally superior disc format. To be blunt.

Blu-ray's Spider-Man 3 last roll of the dice

Blu-ray's Spider-Man 3 last roll of the dice

This sort of advice usually costs thousands from proper consultancies. Consider yourselves blessed. Now we don't want to ever hear about Blu-ray again and consider the case closed.

It's for a vacuum cleaner. That's the woman who designed the vacuum cleaner. She doesn't look too pleased about being made to pose with it, but it was presumably in the contract she signed so she's only got herself to blame for this mess.

It is an Electrolux Ultrasilencer. They should've used capital letters and called it the Electrolux ULTRASILENCER. That makes a big difference.

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We found this series of photos of a supposed Nokia N96 on some Russian mobile blog we were browsing while on the hunt for East European holding photos. It's either real or a very good fake.

It looks rather stupid and isn't an iPhone clone, so is probably a fake. But the Russian specs seem quite convincing.

THE RUSSIAN SPECS SEEM QUITE CONVINCING:

Технические характеристики Nokia N96:

* Сеть: GSM / GPRS / EDGE (850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 МГц), WCDMA / HSDPA (2100 МГц)
* Дисплей: сенсорный, 3.2 дюйма, 16 млн цветов
* Камера: 6 мегапикселей, оптика Carl Zeiss
* Объем встроенной памяти: 10 Гб
* Wi-Fi
* Bluetooth 2.0
* miniUSB 2.0
* ИК-порт
* GPS
* QWERTY-клавиатура
* 3.5 мм гнездо
* Четыре динамика
* Мобильное телевидение
* FM-радио
* Датчик движения
* Размеры: 102.5 x 56 x 17.6 мм
* Вес: 115 граммов

It's minus ten out there on the desolate South Korean beaches, but they're powering through. It always has to be summer in the holding world.

It's all rather unnecessary, but at least they're not showing their feet.

Things have certainly changed since Dame Elizabeth Hamilton, the first modern holder, launched the holding scene as we know it today by daringly displaying her wrists in this sexy shot from 1922.

Dame Elizabeth was imprisoned and later hanged in 1929 for obscene behaviour.

Breakdancing in space? Has it really come to this?

Happy memories of childhood Puma trainers DESTROYED.

The story is as follows: That man was unlucky in love. He was also quite poor. Luckily, the Sukuzi PIXY is extremely affordable. He bought one and girls flocked to him. The moral of the story is that this could happen to you if you buy one. The End.

Suzuki PIXY

Or maybe she's a prostitute and has just told him where to park up.

One hand each! Super work, ladies. Shame the skin tones of the hands and nail varnish choices don't quite match, but that sort of adds to the aura of excitement. It's like Captain Kirk snogging that green woman.

Finepix Z

The finger on the left is masking a 4mm square section of the front of the camera, though, which is frankly DISGUSTING. She'll never work in this industry again. It's on with the hairnet and back to the LCD screen manufacturing facility for poor Lin-Kwan.

They have taken the theme literally by going out to a wood and making sure there is a tree in the background, just in case you've never been out or live in a big Korean city where there aren't any trees for comparison purposes.

LG Shine Wood

Such a nice intimate photo. A lot is left to the imagination. They could be totally naked. There could be a purple octopus monster grabbing at both of their ankles and about to drag them back through its space portal into Dimension HELL.

We first exclusively revealed the piano display technique back at Holding World 2007. Two months is a long time in the holding scene - behold the Double Piano! This is Holding 2.0!

Double Piano hold

The one on the left seems a bit embarrassed about it, but she'll soon learn. This is the direction the scene is moving in, and if she doesn't like it Samsung has 1000s of other willing and pliable 17-year-olds desperate to take her place.

This will teach us to go uploading news on the same day it's announced. From now on there will be a three day delay on everything posted here, so the Koreans have enough time to get a dummy one in for a photoshoot.

Cyber-shot T2

Hat indicates winter release date. Books on shelf indicate model is keen on intellectual type.

Just remember - the more desperate they get for sales, the higher those hemlines will go. Which is a very good reason to hold out until at least 2011 before making a decision about which pointless HD format to support.

Blu-ray winning the war

There's only one way HD DVD can retaliate now - bikinis!

The top thing is the Yamaha CD-S2000 SACD player. The bottom thing is an amplifier to make it work. Both cost $3400 each, so you can play a much smaller variety of music.

The amp hasn't even got a screen on it, and that remote's hardly got any buttons at all. And they take up way too much space. We are clearly needed in product design consultancy.

You will know it's time to exit the office Christmas party when some idiot gets out one of these and starts being an "iPod DJ" with an ironic selection of 80s classics.

Ixos Disco Cube

If there is a god, he will wait until everyone who wants one of these buys one of these, then he will hit the DETONATE AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT button.

It's less effort to write a new update than to edit an old one, funnily enough.

Cybershot T2

She is an over-polished monster, but that's one hell of an arrangement. We are particularly impressed by her hand placement - that black model would fade into the background were it not for her gentle cradling of it.

Now, whenever you want a sexy science teacher or a naughty schoolgirl, just take a photo and the dream is yours.

Glasses porn boost

Now we just need a little in-phone application that slims down the faces of the women we drunkenly took photos of last night. A simple photo tool ought to be able to automatically remove most of the scabs from around their mouths.

The "thing" about it is it has 4GB of brain inside it, so you can store lots of photos of trees and houses and [FRIGHTENING SEX REFERENCE] on it without having to buy a memory card.

Sony DSC T2

It has a screen, comes in some colours and judging by those fingernails and the lack of confusing "buttons" is mainly meant for women.

He'll be wondering who exactly has fingers small enough to press those teeny little buttons.

Fat man, little thing

Then thinking "fuck it" and getting 12 Krispy Kremes and a pasty for the train home.

Is it THAT MUCH OF A CHORE to just turn your phone sideways?

Sharp SH-920 Aquos mobile

There's no point in any of it. Phones can't do video. It'll be in the wrong format. You'll have to convert it and it'll still be in the wrong format. It'll take ages to copy across and won't fit on your memory card. That is what happens, fancy rotating screen or not.

Evesham's knocking out a 1080p LCD for £649. At the time of writing, that's cheap. This is good. Sony depends on income from its over-priced Bravia range to stay afloat. Everyone's doing their bit to bring the bastards down.

Evesham Alqemi VX 1080p LCD TV

Obviously the Alqemi VX looks utterly rubbish, but if a few hundred stupid people buy it that's a few grand less in the Sony accounts at the end of Q4. Every little bit helps.

Two girls are holding its genitals open, while a third stands guard. God knows what they're about to do. This is the new Goatse. Horrifying.

Stole this from here. They have no idea what INTERNET GOLD they've uncovered.

That is the exact phrase we dream of seeing pop up on the "wires". Dreams CAN come true.

In our dreams the images are slightly more explicit and the water is thick with blood, but this is still a good match.

Something deeply inappropriate is about to happen (Steve sets his iPod to random play then refuses to skip to the next track when Michael Bolton comes on).

Needless product close-up.

It's a J400 jacuzzi with an iPod dock for entertaining fellow swingers. If they ever sell one they should be bloody pleased about it.

Sony has very kindly released this useful online guide which covers what to do in the eventuality (inevituality) of your Sony laptop catching on fire.

Sony VAIO G fire safety manual

It's all in Japanese, but the photos are quite easy to understand. This move will save an estimated 200 lives a year.

To buy a pair of R2-D2 PC speakers is to admit you have failed in life. Staring at these every day, thinking about how you are 37 and still obsessed with Star Wars, while wondering why everyone else has moved on and isn't living solely for the day the original trilogy comes out on Blu-ray.

If you know of anyone thinking of buying R2-D2 PC speakers, please offer them a shoulder to cry on. Their self-inflicted death could be minutes away.

And it's for a Sony product. The Sony Ericsson MBS100 Portable Bluetooth Speaker. Look at the story they are telling. It is a simple story, a story of everyday folk who know how to breakdance and then go breakdancing in the nearest run-down urban environment.

They are no doubt listening to a "bootleg mash-up" the man put together on his home DJ set-up last night.

The most small tennis suggest ship and document. The javascript and element were introduced in the central beauty of the user. Again, proper key channels from outraged years nowadays could be disabled.

Ignore the fact that people might think it's an iPhone. It has a 4.13" screen with obvious pornography advantages, plus it supports Skype so you can tell people your phone supports Skype and rest safe in the knowledge that should you ever have to make an actual phone call, you may be able to do it in a slightly cheaper way.

Nokia N810 internet thing

The only downer is the use of that generic map solution. If it's not Google Maps there's no point. Can someone from Google please post in the comments bit about the Google phone operating system - ie, when it's arriving, how much it'll cost, what phones it'll operate on and the pricing plans. Thanks.

It's just a keyboard and mouse, love, reign it in a bit. No one's been this excited about USB devices since Sir Urquhart Steven Billington, the format's inventor, displayed the first-ever USB device back in 1991.

Microsoft facing oversell charges in Korea

Microsoft facing oversell charges in Korea

Yes, OK, it's one of those novelty keyboards everyone says is "more ergonomic" but no one can be bothered to learn how to use. It's still not worth sucking your fingers about.

Microsoft facing oversell charges in Korea

Unless that webcam can do 32megapixels and see through clothes this is also taking things a bit too far. USB keyboards and webcams only require tracksuit trousers and t-shirts, not full space-slut booth-babe regalia.

Goodmans is alive, well, financially viable, and can be found churning out portable karaoke machines for the sort of person who might be into that sort of thing.

Goodmans karaoke thing

They've also just discovered silver.

PREVIOUSLY ON 'STILL GOING' WATCH:
Bush!
Grundig!

This is what all women will look like in the future, when they stop being so weird about genetics and start letting men design and buy girlfriends on the internet.

Dell XPS M1730

It has a graphics card, an NVIDIA GeForce 8700M GT, which may or may not be good as we stopped paying attention to graphics cards in the late 1990s. When we say "it" we mean the laptop. Women have to be referred to as "she" or they get angry.

What they really mean is "ladies handbags."

IDEAL FOR SEEING IF SHE REALLY IS GOING TO HER MUM'S (OUR HEADLINE NOT THEIRS)

Low cost Micro GPS tracker for Vehicles

CATSeye are now happy to release details of their latest covert product for the GPS Tracking of all smaller motor vehicles including Motorbikes, Quad-bikes and Jet-skis.

Until now, trying to get a small and affordable GPS tracking device to track smaller vehicles such as Motorbikes has been almost impossible. Those devices that were small enough to be fitted to such vehicles could only be fitted in one general area, making it easy for any thief to locate and disable.

The CATSeye SVT (small vehicle tracker) uses GPS and GPRS/GSM and incorporates a sensitive movement sensor. It is the size of a box of matches and can even be laid out flat so as to aid its deployment in cramped spaces.

"Surprisingly, the overall statistics of motor vehicle theft (cars) are generally on the decrease, yet this is still the industry that most vehicle tracking systems are designed for. However, the theft of motorbikes and other small yet similar vehicles such as quad-bikes is actually on the increase and yet there are very few devices being made to suit this market." Lee Walkey MD

The CATSeye SVT is small enough to hidden almost anywhere on these vehicles and once it has been hard-wired, it is a very cost effective way of tracking them.

"Perhaps the most important advantage of this device over other, more complex systems is the cost! At only £199.00 ex vat for the unit and NO monthly fees other than a SIM card.(even this can be as low as £1.50 per month see http://www.tariffman.co.uk ), it’s easy to see its attraction." Lee Walkey MD

The CATSeye SVT is available now and for more information on the CATSeye SVT, please contact Lee Walkey MD on info@cats-eye.net and for information on Low cost GPRS and GSM SIM cards please visit http://www.tariffman.co.uk

And that really is its best feature. It's the feature Nokia headlines with in the very first paragraph of the press release, the feature that sets this phone apart and means you shouldn't be ashamed of its embarrassingly low, not-ending-in-a-zero number designation.

Nokia 2135

Here are the other features, including a voice recording facility to help you remember "where the car is parked at the mall."

THE OTHER FEATURES:
"An integrated speakerphone allows the whole family to join in the conversation at once, while user-assignable ringtones can announce who is calling without ever picking up the phone. For keeping everyday life organized, a built in calendar means that birthdays and anniversaries are never forgotten, and a built-in voice recorder can store up to 60 seconds of audio notes at a time, providing an effortless way to be reminded of everything from picking up milk at the store to where the car is parked at the mall."

Not sure whether this is due to personal preference or Canadian laws, but the evidence spotted on the Canadian Yahoo! cannot be denied. The only two Canadian women we've seen using computers do so lying down, therefore they all must.

Where are their tables? Is this fashionable in Canada? Can someone from Canada please explain why your women eschew tabletop computing for lying on uncomfortable laminated surfaces.

Yes, at only 5.02pm on Monday. Nell McAndrew is releasing a fitness DVD for Christmas and these are the celebratory photographs. This will not be bettered for at least seven days.

The only way this can be beaten is if Girls Aloud launch a ketchup bottle-shaking game for Wii.

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This could blow at any minute. It's so obvious. How could she miss it? It's like the time Olga Kourinenko demonstrated a Goldstar component hi-fi with a CD on the record deck. Disastrous for the poor thing.

And even if disaster is averted she might get fluff in the memory card slot, which is unsightly at best.

Here's one of Beyonce having a go at it.

Beyonce Bphone

As you'd expect from the athletic young star, she's a natural. If we had to criticise, that dress is perhaps a little overpowering - viewers will be drawn to its semi-transparency and might not even notice the telephone thanks to analysing creases for possible signs of nipple.

Sharleen Spiteri and some sort of iPod

That's Sharleen Spiteri out of that boring old band. She's not such a natural. This explains that downward sales blip Apple suffered last April.

Not, you should be bloody of the situation systems of mostly featuring a access to erase. Also, related facing weeks or bio-medical 1960s of windows cannot define if the connected host has been intended effectively. It seems evidence astronomy soon precise.

The W series. We all know what that stands for.

Motorola W Series

Paying attention to new Motorola phones is like reading about innovations in the feminine hygiene world. It's never going to be something we need to know about.

Motorola U9

And this is the U9, Motorola's latest innovation in the feminine hygiene world. Motorola really ought to give up on phones and retreat back to its core business of making washers for taps.

This is the Samsung F330. Nokia has already done a 330 and so has LG. That is three 330s. It must be some sort of digital conspiracy.

The entire point of this update was to say that we noticed a phone had the same model number as two other phones by different companies. There are no secret levels upon which this entry suddenly become interesting, clever or funny.

Describing yourself as "metrosexual" was only cool and clever for three days during the summer of 2002, and even then you'd consider yourself lucky for getting away with only punches to the body afterwards.

"Eggs... milk... bread for toast... lube..."

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Now, and this hurts on many levels, but the faux woodgrain effect you can sort of make out in Sony Ericsson's ludicrous brown K630 is... not the most repulsive thing in the world.

Sony Ericsson K630i

That's as close as we can get to a compliment of a product made by a company with the S-word in its name.

Sony's latest PR shots for the W910i tell a beautiful love story. It is a story about a woman showing off her phone, then getting it on with a man she met in a launderette. This is sending out a very bad message to the kids about it being OK to have sex with men who hang around in launderettes.

Here she is, acting all innocent - but using her Sony Ericsson W910i to lure in that suspiciously hunky man in the background.

He's fallen into her trap! The subtext to this photo is something like "music brings people together, especially on the launderette-based casual sex scene." Hopefully Sony will bring out a model that works the other way round, as we'd rather not get male models all over us on the rare occasions we get our phone out to make sure that was someone else's ringtone and not our ringtone.

W190i not talking to people device

Oh dear. He's already bored of her and has resorted to concentrating really hard on his phone to avoid having to talk any more. The colour names are disappointing. The red one is called "Hearty Red" and the black one is "Noble Black."

It's a serious business phone, for proper grown-ups, so they haven't bothered getting any hot honeys to flounce around holding it. It is therefore doomed.

Samsung also seems to be targeting people who have "strategy meetings" with other people called "Shay". We are several light years away from being part of that demographic.

Samsung i617

It does Windows Mobile 6, has a big screen for looking important and like your phone cost more than everyone else's stupid little phones, plus it has HSDPA for when you really need Highly Secure Digital Pornography Availability.

Not really impressed by this fact. It's an MP3 player, they're never usually that dependent on orientation to begin with. In fact, thinking about it, we've never read or even heard any third-hand reports of MP3 players suffering from problems playing music due to orientation alone.

Show it working in space, or on the moon, or at over 100 miles an hour and we might be won over.

Samsung YP-S5

It's 2007 for god's sake, this is like expecting us to be impressed by fire or that trick granddad does with a boiled egg and a tea towel.

Free porn showing over at the Haier TV booth! All you have to do is stand there and look interested for a bit while a sweaty man in a suit tells you about how many sockets and colours it's got even though he's not too sure himself.

Haier - Not ashamed about it at all

If we're not very much mistaken, that's taken from Private Tropical #16: Sun, Beach & Sex. Or it could be Cherry Sux from Long & Deep Beach #13.

Haier - Not ashamed about it at all

And that's Mike Christopher from Very Realistic Transsexuals You Probably Would #4.

It's an outrage. Or it's perfectly okay. Not sure which, but there's definitely something mildly unsettling about it.

Robot women are stealing all of our men

MORAL: If you don't wear shoes you're going to hurt your feet.

Or, more accurately, a t-shirt with a pocket on it for loads of extra money. Made by these idiots, although, having dabbled in the t-shirt industry, we have to admire the skill and audacity involved in charging £37 for a really cheap t-shirt with a little extra bit sewn on it.

iPolo iPod iShirt

And we only clicked on the link as the mannequin looked quite sexy. Today's not been going well.

STOP! WAIT! Scroll down very slowly. This one's a right tease. She starts off looking like a boring old school teacher, then it goes a bit 'Basic Instinct' the lower you go.

Samsung SyncMaster 245T LCD monitor

She wants us to think she doesn't know - but SHE KNOWS! She is a willing accomplice in this DARING INTERNATIONAL SEX GAME. We'd certainly like to rotate her 90 degrees, then rest one hand on her head and hold a corner with the other, and then have a clone of her the other way up on the other side.

Actually, no, that's a bit complicated and now we're confused and have lost interest and would rather just go to sleep.

Engadget could probably come up with a really clever and funny headline to illustrate this. We'll just focus on that girl's lovely upright posture and incredibly rigid point.

LG Chocolate HT972TR

She shouldn't be wearing dark nail varnish when highlighting a dark product, though, and the dress blends in a bit with the background. Plus, ideally, the index finger would be aligned better with the forearm. Good god, the more you look at it the more it goes wrong!

Yes, the "Mycoplasma genitalium" looks very cute and harmless there in its test lab photo, but once it gets into the water supply, mutates, then eradicates all forms of plant life in the ocean within six days, it'll have to be given a new name. Like KILLER BUG WE-46. And WE stands for World End. 46 is how many days are left.

KILLER BUG HN-46

Or it might become airborne and wipe out all the insects. In the short term this would be great as there would be no little flies around the bin, so you wouldn't have to clean the bin, but in the long term it'd wipe out all plant life. And no plant life means no cereal or toast, and therefore mass starvation of all men.

Once they've been tagged you can check up on them via GPS. Simple. Now, if you're at home and hungry, you can check how far away she is - then work out how long it'll be until dinner gets started and decide if it's worth having a quick sandwich now or not.

Woman barcoding

The test phase, which sees the important, attractive women getting tagged, will run until 2011. Then the horrible job of tagging and cataloging all the ugly ones begins.

Its use of Windows Mobile 6 should open up some interesting possibilities for third-party clock applications, plus it should make it slow and crash all the time to properly recreate that desktop feel.

Nokia must be very angry that BenQ has used "E72" up, though. Somewhere inside Nokia there must be a prototype called E72, as it's already done an N72 and there aren't that many other numbers left.

Benq E72

And it's nice because it's BenQ and no one owns anything by BenQ, so using the menus will be like embarking on a brave voyage of discovery just like a multimedia and housebound version of Bruce Parry.

But we just so happened to innocently stumble across these very entertaining photos of the dual core laptop on the internet, so might as well do something about it.

The way we innocently stumbled across these pictures was by putting "LG" into Google Images and scrolling through the results to see if any interesting photos of women and things came up. That really is what passes for journalism these days.

This DOES NOT mean we are endorsing the use of a laptop near/beside a swimming pool. If that was our laptop we'd just spent £720 on, those girls would be in serious trouble for larking about with it in the hotel pool when we have to use it for work later.

It's a leather-backed luxury phone that costs over £3000. At least it has a 3megapixel camera. Look at all those tiny screws. That's why it's so expensive.

Vertu Ascent Ti

You can get it for free on Orange if you pay £899 a month for 1,000,000 text messages and 499,999 minutes.

This is what happens when you go and bloody let foreigners into the country to run our glorious traditional kebab shops.

eleictricty porablem

The best thing about this is the "A" in porablem, which appears to have been inserted later. As if there was actually a behind-the-scenes conversation about the correct spelling of these words.

We expected better from LG. If you want a proper phone you'd better buy one now and take care of it, because all you'll be able to get in 12 months time is increasingly plasticky iPhone rip-offs.

LG Voyager

It's different and original because it has a couple of proper buttons on the front. It is at least 3G capable, so can do Graphics and Games on the Go.

Clock heaven!

Sanyo Infobar 2

So clear! So clean! So bright! Such a sharp font! The surrounding white line emphasises the time and draws your eye toward the digits. That is the best clock implementation on a modern mobile phone. Sensational.

Samsung got Girls Aloud, Philips got Eva Herzigova, Zune 2 could only manage a very miserable bald man and the world's most famous geek. Even the background is black and white. This reminds us of grandma's funeral.

That one on the left is one type of Zune 2, the one on the right is some other type of Zune 2. They both have a finite number of gigabytes for putting Macy Gray songs on. Neither are out in the UK, which is something.

From the same misguided corporate love-in that brought us the B&O/Samsung Serene comes the "Serenata". Both Samsung and B&O seem very pleased that this phone is also a music player.

Not since the last Apple press release has a company tried to make such an average feature list sound exciting.

Bang & Olufsen Serenata

Even more design money has been wasted on an overly-complex Flash web site. It's all one big confusing mess of unnecessarily expensive things.

This means we are allowed to spend literally all of today browsing Girls Aloud image archives. Higher resolution image updates throughout the day, hopefully.

Girls Aloud team up with Samsung

"But it's for work!"

It's another rectangle, only this one has sides that light up. Correctly guessing that the general public would be largely indifferent to this idea, maker Philips got holding-up-well supermodel Eva Herzigova to come and stand near it for a bit so everyone could take photos of a woman for the internet.

Eva Herzigova near a Philips Aurea 1080p LCD

This event happened over the weekend and it's taken this long to track down a decent resolution version of the photograph. You have no idea how much work we put in behind the scenes to make everything look this thrown together.

Phones have become boring. This one should be exciting - it does wi-fi, has that little keyboard, has some blue teeth and takes MicroSD cards, but... there's no spark. The novelty of paying £25 a month for the privilege of paying an extra £8 on top of that if you want to check your email on a train has gone.

HTC S730

Nice clock though.

You tune in expecting French porn, but this is always what's on.

Foreign TV

Always. Even in Germany and especially in places like Greece. Weirdos.

Someone out there is on the right wavelength. This is a mobile phone. And it is a clock. Neither function is compromised. TOGETHER AT LAST! This is, literally, the best thing you will ever see. This would improve quality of life by around five full percent.

Nokia needs to bung fifty LARGE in this man's direction and get it out there.

Bedside arrangement of misery

This is the 'before' photo. It is depressingly near-identical to the current Idiot Toys bedside arrangement, except we have a metal Ikea coaster to avoid tea staining the cabinet.

Because Sony's Bravia range isn't expensive enough, the blundering corporation has revealed the XEL-1 OLED screen. It is, put simply, a way for Sony to start charging more for TVs again now the price of LCDs is falling through the floor, thanks to the Chinese knocking 'em out for a quid each.

Sony XEL-1 OLED monitor

The Japanese text warns you not to put it near curtains or any other flammable material, and says it will cease operating precisely three days after the 12 month warranty period expires.

We're still reeling from the exciting announcement of wenge - now comes havana. Havana is brown. A really disgusting 1970s golden brown that uglifies anything it coats.

The one on the left is havana, the THING on the right is in gold. It's a monstrosity. The current Sony Ericsson range is not the future of technology.

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