HAPPY FESTIVE BREAK

See you in how ever many days until we can be bothered/forced to start doing all this nonsense again. Thanks for all your comments and photos of batteries. It has, actually, almost been like having a small amount of fun every once in a while.

May your batteries last well into 2008.



"Santa's Christmas wish list this year is certain to include the BIG JOHN toilet seat - the big and tall toilet seat. A bigger more stable toilet seat specially designed for our larger consumers. The seat sells at a special introductory rate of only eighty-eight dollars and can be ordered at www.bigjohntoiletseat.com."

FRUIT WEEK: LG embracing oranges

Following from its use of a banana LG has now moved on to oranges. You wouldn't have thought it, but the round fruit is ideal for supporting gadgets. Must be the textured, lumpy surface. Very grippy.



It's not quite so appealing when they have clothes on and are not licking the juices off it and each other.



Could do with being sexed up a bit for the European release. Sorry about this. It initially appeared these photographs would lead to a funnier update, but it hasn't really worked. Oranges are not as amusing as bananas or pornography, it turns out.

*Jingle* Promotional image of next weeeek

We probably won't bother doing any updates next week, just so you know. So here's next week's promotional image of the week, this week, as an extra treat.

This one has been sitting in a folder on our computer since December of 2003, waiting for an appropriate use. Nothing appropriate has come along, so here it is 'as is':



We may have used it before, thinking about it. But here it is again.

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Banana consortium "sexes up" image with new marketing campaign

Think bananas are boring? Think again!



The new ad campaign on behalf of the banana industry will kick off in early 2008. They are sure to be the must-have fruit of next year!

Dell has made a 30" monitor

God knows why. It'll be exercising your eyes a bit much. What happens when you need to look from the clock in the bottom right to an icon in the top left?



Agony and glasses that don't go with the shape of your face, that's what. The screen's got two DVI sockets, one HDMI and a literally unbelievable resolution of 2560x1600.

George Foreman iPod & MP3 ready Indoor/Outdoor Barbeque Grill

Good god, is there ANYTHING left out there that hasn't got a hole for idiots to plug their stupid iPods into and some low-quality speakers?



Now you can listen to ironic 80s "mash ups" created by your DJ friends while barbecuing some veggie burgers and fish caught from local sustainable resources. The shame of it all.

Creative still dreaming impossible dreams

As well as those stupid flying cars from yesterday, another thing tech companies are always thinking we want is video phones. Here's the "InPerson" video phone from Creative.



That'll be a 'no thank you' Creative. And if you have to ask why, you should go back to making poorly-constructed MP3 players.

HOLDING APOCALYPSE! HI-RES GIRLS ALOUD PHONES4U SET UNCOVERED! LIFE COMPLETE! PAGE GOING TO TAKE AGES TO LOAD!

Well it took two and a half months after our original request but the 'goods' have finally been delivered. Whatever deal the girls are promoting or phone they are holding has long been forgotten.

Not that it ever mattered.
































































They're all looking a bit skinny and peculiar these days, especially the blonde one who looks like that Vulcan woman off the rubbish newest Star Trek. Still, you'd be legally required to were the opportunity to present itself.

Now Italy makes an attempt at humour

Not wanting to be outdone by the French, Italy has made its first joke since that one about a man who has an uncontrollable farting condition. It won the Best Foreign Film Oscar in 1951, but Italian humour sadly failed to take off.