The staggering ineptitude of... "EasiShelf"

24 gold solid carrots, this one. A company called Jay Products has invented the EasiShelf.

It's a small plastic shelf you rather unwisely create by taking your plug socket off the wall and sticking the (fashionable iPod white!) EasiShelf on behind it. Thereby creating a really depressing shelf.



Not only have they made the shameful error of sending out a promotional image in GIF format, they've created that GIF out of really badly resized low-resolution JPEGs. It is error piled upon error!



And here they suggest some of the ways in which you can utilise EasiShelf. It is, if nothing else, an enjoyable glimpse inside the managing director's house.

You'd think Jay Products would be ashamed of this, but no! They sent out a press release about it as if they actually want people to know about their crazy plug shelf idea. There now follows the full EasiShelf press release to conclude out TotalCoverage(TM) of EasiShelf. Enjoy the Random Capitalisations.

Transform any plug socket into a really useful shelf

EasiShelf transforms an electric socket into a really useful shelf.

This handy shelf can be fitted in minutes, and does not require an electrician or the drilling of walls or tiles.

With a shelf size of 160mm x 150mm (app 6"square) it has many uses in both the kitchen, bathroom and around the home

There are three different models ES13/1 for a single 13amp socket / lighting switch , ES13/2 for a twin 13amp socket and SP1 for a Shaver Socket (normally found in Bathrooms).

Now more & more electric Toothbrushes and Shavers being sold recharging is made easy with EasiShelf even if you do not have a shaver Socket

EasiShelf is the ideal place to store mobile telephones,Ipods, and Cameras whilst they are charging. It could equally be used as a shelf to stand a reading lamp on, or even a small radio.

In the kitchen it can help to clear the work surface of oddments, like pills and keys.

View the full range of product models and uses at:
http://www.jayproducts.co.uk/

EasiShelf is available to order from amazon.co.uk £8.99 +pp

For further information please contact:

John Abrahams
Email: (REMOVED TO LIMIT POTENTIAL JAY PRODUCTS ANGER)