Thursday, February 07, 2008

Bluetrek - trying VERY HARD to make Bluetooth headsets sexy

And failing, obviously, due to Bluetooth headsets being as sexy as finding a dead dog in your cornflakes.

Still, they gave it a go.

Electric Bluetrek

This one didn't come at a higher resolution, sadly. Although they did use it rather huge in the background of one of their show stands.

Carrot diet side-effects revealed

Bluetrek also held a fashion show. This is never a good idea for any companies other than fashion companies.

Koreans doing French

To this day, no one has managed to make a Bluetooth headset look anything like cool or acceptable.

'Pre-op holder, new in town'

What on EARTH is this? Has he been dressed like an Englishman?

Still only 6/10 at best

The hours spent trawling its image archive weren't completely wasted.

BREAKING FASHION NEWS: Bluetooth headsets still not 'in' this year

Wave your hands about all you like, sweeties, it's still a Bluetooth headset and everyone's still going to be laughing at the photos.

Promising perverts

The best attempt yet. If in doubt, get a woman to lick it. We will be checking back with Bluetrek's work on a regular basis. If anyone can sex up a Bluetooth headset, Bluetrek could be the first.

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Picture #4, he say you a brade lunner

11:34 AM  
Blogger Sponge Finge said...

I don't have any of these.

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Alternate said...

I'd rather have one of those slugs from the Wrath of Khan in my ears than a Bluetooth headset.

12:37 PM  
Blogger John said...

Creepy is more like it.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That first picture... Isn't that 'Vixen' from the VS thing (being nasty about girls) ?

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Men no Me said...

I used to play that game in grammar school : try licking someone's bluetooth headset and see if your tongue sticks to it.

Good fun. Unless, it was your tongue that stuck to it.

2:20 PM  
Anonymous herbert said...

The girl in picture 5 looks like an oriental version of my sister-in-law.

This has made me incredibly horny.

6:44 PM  
Blogger shonky said...

Pic#1 clearly illustrates their strategy of "x + women's sexy bits = good marketing of x".

If that is as far as their strategy reaches they might as well cut to the chase and use a photo of a headset poking out of a nice asian flange.

Then, and only then, will I be compelled to buy one.

6:45 PM  
Anonymous ds7777 said...

is that chick in pictures 2 and 6 wearing just one earing? weird.
she might as well stereo bluetreks

USOTIMD = i knoww, i knoww..

7:41 PM  
Anonymous super-me-do2000 said...

Your sister in law is also making me very horny. As is your sister and your mother. And your pet iguana, 'wengey'.

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