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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Hewlett Packard tells a story

Beautiful photograph. Wonderful arrangement. There's so much depth on display here. How many things can you spot?

'Then I filmed myself wanking'

She has a dog. She often takes photos of her dog, but worries about losing all the photos of her dog should the unthinkable happen and her hard drive break. So she used the HP's removable hard drive to take the photos to a photo shop and get a print out.

The dog's penis was visible in the best photo, so she used the mouse to Photoshop out the penis. This was all made easier by the HP's crystal clear widescreen display. Before doing so, she used the pencil in the convenient pencil-holder to sketch out a plan of how the adjusted photo should look.

Oh, and the photo was taken with that webcam. So it must have a long cable or be wireless because it's in a completely different room. What a roller-coaster!

Item posted at 10:42 AM

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I feel emotionally drained after that.

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Anonymous Idiotproof said...

That doesn't explain her santa costume though, does it?

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Maybe it happened at Christmas. Hence the Santa costume. Couldn't you have worked that out yourself?

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