HOT and eventually LESBIAN holding ACTION!
Don't know what's going on here. But like it. Like it VERY MUCH. It would appear to be a media player called "Teclast M30" that has RealPlayer capabilities.
But never mind that. Here's the entire gallery.
We have saved all of the images. Not because we are perverts, but because material of this quality needs to be kept safe for future generations. It accurately sums up the sexist Chinese thing holding scene of 2008. It is a historically important document, not just something for wanking over later.
Every link followed. Every page viewed. Just in case they've got some other hot honeys pouting into a mirror while showing off their range of DVD burners.
Never before have we scoured a foreign-language web site with such enthusiasm and dedication.
AND HER FRIEND JOINS IN!
This one is the best one. We think you will agree.
Beyond our wildest product photography dreams.
This one's ace. She looks like she's dead!
Oh. Wait. That's just her normal expression. That's very handy. Instead of having to find/make a dead one, you can just use this one and avoid all the cleaning up afterwards.
Brilliant acting by the small one. She's ENGROSSED!
It's even eventually HOT FOOT FETISH holding action too.
Knee/elbow fetish base also covered.
Very good.
Excellent. See me.
Genius. Literally the best thing on the whole internet. Thanks to "Jon" for finding them. God knows how he found them, but we are very glad he did.
Genius++
And there ARE MORE - the Teclast T39 has loads of similarly arousing semi-porn photos. Well done, Teclast. And thanks. Don't ask what for, it's best you don't know.
OK, just one more.
This really is the end of the update now, although the enjoyment will carry on until late into the night. And possibly again tomorrow morning.
But never mind that. Here's the entire gallery.
We have saved all of the images. Not because we are perverts, but because material of this quality needs to be kept safe for future generations. It accurately sums up the sexist Chinese thing holding scene of 2008. It is a historically important document, not just something for wanking over later.
Every link followed. Every page viewed. Just in case they've got some other hot honeys pouting into a mirror while showing off their range of DVD burners.
Never before have we scoured a foreign-language web site with such enthusiasm and dedication.
AND HER FRIEND JOINS IN!
This one is the best one. We think you will agree.
Beyond our wildest product photography dreams.
This one's ace. She looks like she's dead!
Oh. Wait. That's just her normal expression. That's very handy. Instead of having to find/make a dead one, you can just use this one and avoid all the cleaning up afterwards.
Brilliant acting by the small one. She's ENGROSSED!
It's even eventually HOT FOOT FETISH holding action too.
Knee/elbow fetish base also covered.
Very good.
Excellent. See me.
Genius. Literally the best thing on the whole internet. Thanks to "Jon" for finding them. God knows how he found them, but we are very glad he did.
Genius++
And there ARE MORE - the Teclast T39 has loads of similarly arousing semi-porn photos. Well done, Teclast. And thanks. Don't ask what for, it's best you don't know.
OK, just one more.
This really is the end of the update now, although the enjoyment will carry on until late into the night. And possibly again tomorrow morning.
Item posted at 5:16 PM
29 Comments:
That was the best update ever!
You may as well give up blogging now, you'll never top it.
Christ oh mighty, That was the best thing I've ever viewed.
I know, that is fucking awesome! I wonder how many tracks it holds?! Oh right, the lesbians...
This has been my most enjoyable five minutes in work ever.
I knew it was worth holding tight during the battery-a-thon of the last 10 days.
Mmmm.
10/10
One for the ages. Makes all those battery fotos I've sent in look downright foolish.
I am thinking of hanging up this internet surfing thing now.
I wish I had two of these.
Would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, would, wouldn't. Wait...what the hell. would too!!!
anonymous [1]
This is the closest I ever got to appreciating Realplayer.
Oh dear God ...
wget -r
Miss c280 is a little cheeky on the hold too:
http://www.teclast.com/zhuanti/c280/pics.html
Dear Idiot,
I'm following you since over 500 blog posts (I still consider myself as a idiot toys' rookie although I brought to you the beginnings of professionalized amateur battery photography. The shadows that looked like male genitals, remember?) but this is by far the hardest you've ever delivered into my house...
Luckily I'm going to meet one of the two ladies tomorrow and you all can't stop me, mwahahaha!
hdjev - a big horray from Putin as well
OH MY FUCKING GOD
i'll take 975893495943534!
gfxctjp - my graphics card sweating with excitement with all this fresh oriental meat
Waaahey! That's started the weekend off with a bang!
Well, a wank, anyway.
Marvellous.
I still wouldn't buy a Realplayer product. And what's with the very odd photoshopped product into the hand of a girl with a photoshop-enlarged head on a child's body with photoshop-added chest?!?! Didn't Mr Glitter get done for that sort of photoshoppery?
its gonna take one HUGE battery post to top this
Eureka! Banzai! Fuck me!
Let them loose with a Bluetooth headset and bet they'll find a use for it....
I was actually thinking the Hello Kitty 'massager' from a couple of updates back.
WOULD!
I hope you realise that this is the new benchmark, and all thingholding you post must now be of equal or greater quality. If it isn't I swear I'll sigh and probably read it anyway. I fucking mean it!
just retire guys
i think your work here is done
Are there any videos of those two?
In Realplayer format, obviously.
Genius++? please consider that the holding is far below the usual standard of even the most obscure OEMs.
In several pictures, stray fingers obscure important parts of the product faceplate.
I am all for dead young people, but such amateurism ruins any fun.
This is the first time I have seen
"Real Dolls" advertising products, more power to them.
Not that I have ever browsed their site, honest.
eelvqark - Isn't this a fast moving quantum particle
Novelty still not worn off after 48 hours. I have actually bookmarked this individual update.
I'd like to chop them up with a spade, afterwards, obviously?
nmuwa = my favourite noise they make
I had two at these.
I have read this post about five times in the last week and it still keeps giving.
blimey. i'm gay, but i think this post is making me reconsider
If I buy Real products... do i get the babes?
Can't hurt to try...
There is a new set of photos here . Includes mouth holding of their newest product.
It is as if the entire company was created just as a scheme to take revealing photos.
Hot damn, not only does this one have mouth holding, but BOOB HOLDING.
Shut it all down, this cannot be topped.
http://www.teclast.com/zhuanti/t50/model.html
wv: chingics - vaguely racist sounding company-name, methinks.
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