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Friday, February 08, 2008

*Jingle* Depressing promotional image of the weeeek

It's a bag with built-in speakers. The marketing director brought his old iPod in for the photoshoot. It is screaming misery. Just imagine the tinny nature of it all.

Bag o' shite

Here's the press release. It is also the Most Depressing Press Release of the Weeeeeeek.
"PERFECT FOR IMPROMPTU PARTIES OR CREATING THE PERFECT RETRO BACKDROP TO SHOW OFF YOUR BREAKDANCING MOVES"

"Just in at Freefalluk.com is the Boombox Bag – the ultimate carry all for music lovers. Styled like a retro Boom Box, it not only looks the part, but also sounds it. Just plug in an MP3 player and the inbuilt speakers will play your favorite tracks.

"Perfect for impromptu parties or creating the perfect retro backdrop to show off your breakdancing moves. Or more practically, a great way to get double duty out of your hand luggage on a plane – no need to save space in your suitcase for your speakers next time you go on holiday! Of course, you could also use it to annoy people on the bus or the local high street, but Freefall obviously wouldn't condone that course of action..."

Labels: PROMOTIONAL IMAGE OF THE WEEK

Item posted at 9:35 AM

22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should've put an NSFW tag on that. Now my co-workers think I'm considering buying this piece of pikey trash.

11:03 AM  
Blogger Sponge Finge said...

Does it come with a baseball bat, so you can re-enact the too-loud-in-pizza-restaurant scene from Do the Right Thing?

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Alternate said...

Great, just the thing I need when I next throw an impromptu breakdancing party.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Halverde said...

Perfect.

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Human beatboxing competition at mine tonight, lads!

11:59 AM  
Anonymous mr cliche said...

What fucking insane alternate reality do all these shit companies live in?

I don't know anyone who's into breakdancing, yet if you believed all the publicity photos you'd think it was more popular than wanking and watching telly.

12:23 PM  
Anonymous fatfrank said...

Freefalluk.com==cunts

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Blogger bilal said...

"The marketing director bought his old iPod in for the photoshoot"

should be

"The marketing director bRought his old iPod in for the photoshoot"

no thanks necessary. although after that positively amazing update about the hot les holding, i doubt anyone's gonna read this.

except maybe those of you who get emails whenever someone replies.

i probably won't be coming back to check though.

or maybe i will?

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11:17 PM  
Anonymous swan said...

harry hill fans as well?

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Blogger bilal said...

well, it seems i really did pop back to check on this.

and now that i've seen the correction, i feel really bad for having brought it up :(

7:12 PM  
Anonymous Idiot said...

All typographical error notifications are gratefully received - and acted on within 12 hours.

Once it's scrolled off the main page, though, it didn't happen.

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Blogger james.hopkin said...

dear mister boom box bag PR person - firstly, the product is awful, got kill yourself. secondly, who in their right mind these days sends out a release heading all in caps with *perfect* twice in one sendance? kill yourself, then kill your pets and.

x

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