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Friday, February 08, 2008

*Jingle* Most arousing promotional image of the weeeek

This photo also wins the Most Like It's Still The 1970s Promotional Image of the Weeeek award, along with the Idiot Toys Special Commendation for bravely still portraying women like objects in the year 2008.

Yes, don't panic, you CAN click on it

The story behind this stunning photograph is sadly monumentally dull. It's a mobile phone company that did a survey about text message chat-up lines and "flirting" in cars. Whatever flirting is. This picture is the idea they had to illustrate it with. When Wired magazine or tomorrow's Observer runs with Talk2Reg's list of "best chat up lines" they can use this photo.

"ARE THOSE SPACE PANTS YOUR WEARING COZ YOUR ASS IS OUT OF THIS WORLD?"

Talk2Reg flirt survey reveals best and worst chat up lines

With Valentines Day just round the corner, many of us will be hoping to flirt our way into someone's affection. A survey carried out by Talk2Reg shows that we are not confined to flirting with work colleagues or people we meet in bars or clubs. According to the survey 61% of people have admitted to flirting with a stranger whilst in their car, whether it is a cheeky grin or smouldering look, UK flirters are shameless.

It's not just a pretty face that appeals to us when flirting, 54% of respondents said the car had an influence on whether they flirted or not. On top with 39% was, surprise surprise, sports cars, and cool convertibles with 26% of the vote. While 3% love a lorry driver - who said us flirters are shallow! The Talk2Reg flirt survey also found out that the sexiest car on the road roaring into pole position is Audis and Mercs, leaving three-wheel wonders and Skodas in their dust.

The survey also unleashed some of the best and worst chat lines, so this Valentines Day choose carefully...

Six of the best chat up lines

* You are like a compass, without you I am lost.
* Are you a parking ticket coz you got fine written all over you?
* Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
* Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again.
* I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
* Are those space pants your wearing coz your ass is out of this world?

Six of the worst....

* Here's 20p, ring your Mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.
* How do you like your eggs in the morning?
* I like your dress it would look great on my bedroom floor.
* Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
* Your dad must have been a thief, coz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!
* If you were a burger you'd be a McGorgeous.

Notes to editors:

Talk2Reg surveyed over 600 UK flirters between the ages of 17-40.

Talk2Reg is the latest social network that allows you to communicate safely and securely with any vehicle driver in the UK simply by texting their number plate, Talk2Reg

Labels: PROMOTIONAL IMAGE OF THE WEEK

Item posted at 1:07 PM

35 Comments:

Anonymous Steve Wright, Ipswich said...

That 20p one can get you into a lot of bother.

1:33 PM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

Are those space pants your wearing coz your ass is out of this world?

It's spelled YOU'RE!

Also, including spaces, only 69 letters were used. That leaves 91 available characters, which is plenty of fucking room for an apostrophe and an extra E!

And while we're at it, it's spelled BECAUSE!

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

phorenzik your a cock and you're spelling & grammar suck.

only correct stuff when you are actually right otherwise you look thick.

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Gonuts McDie said...

Another line that I've discovered doesn't work: "Well it isn't going to suck itself, love."

Cue frown, curled lip and the sight of another fish in the sea turning its scaly, cold-blooded back on you :o(

(Are fish cold-blooded?)

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Gonuts McDie said...

P.S. Is the commenter above me being sarcastic? Everyone on this blog is so cynical it's hard to tell these days.

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I think yule find Phorenzik is right on that one, Anonymous.

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Anonymous herbert said...

And there's me thinking this was the Crimewatch reconstruction of the Debenhams' Mannequin smash-n-grab scandal that rocked Cornwall last week.

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Blogger Sponge Finge said...

My friend reckons this one got him slapped.

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2:53 PM  
Anonymous herbert said...

Oh and Anonymous - subtle, I like it!

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"you're" is short for "you are" such as "you're an obese mofo who could not hold a electronic item for India let alone Japan". Therefor in that line "your ass" (as in it belong to the person being talked about, I assume a lady, but it could be used for a gentleman too) is correct, as we are indeed saying that their ass is, indeed, out of this world.

I should know, my wife told me so.

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Fred Flintstone said...

I can't use all of those ones.

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But the first your should be a you're. Look:

"Are those space pants your wearing coz your ass is out of this world"

The second one is fine, we can agree on that.

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And it's not ass it's arse. An ass is a kind of donkey.

Unless they really did mean ass of course.

5:47 PM  
Anonymous herbert said...

Read it again grammar fans...

"phorenzik your a cock and you're spelling & grammar suck"

Fisticuffs over the English language is not a good look. Unless your correcting Americans.

6:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with the 'ass'/'arse' comment - far more important to know your backside from your mules rather than worry about nuances of grammar.

Although clearly correcting ignorant fools generally is more important than anything! :)

ps - been told to inform you that I am a girl with a child's body, giant head and photoshopped cleavage. ;)

12:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well the site looks ok - http://www.talk2reg.net

10:56 AM  
Blogger phorenzik said...

Sorry Mr. Anonymous.

I should've (short for should have)
explained that I was referring to the first instance of the word 'your' in the quoted sentence.

I didn't think to state this in my previous comment, as it's (short for it is) pretty fucking obvious.

Also, I'm not entirely certain that Anonymous is even your real name!

P.S) If you were being ironic, then I want this comment to be ignored. If you weren't (short for were not) then you are are a very silly sausage indeed. And a MASSIVE knob end to boot!

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