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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Something for everyone with Canon

And no, predictably enough, we are not talking about its range of new cameras. It's a women-objectification special!

Canon's beautiful smorgasbord

Sorry. Is this too much for a Wednesday lunchtime?

Canon's beautiful smorgasbord

If you've spent the morning wanking yourself raw over Asian babes, this is probably the last thing you want to see over your spaghetti hoops.

Canon's beautiful smorgasbord

Still, you have to admire holding like that. She's made her left hand into a little table, with the thumb extended in case a sudden movement jolts the camera to one side. There will be no droppages here!

Canon's beautiful smorgasbord

The Asian Cheryl Tweedy.

Canon's beautiful smorgasbord

The Asian Pauline Quirke.

Canon's beautiful smorgasbord

Always good to see sisters operating together at such a high level. It's eerily reminiscent of Hannah and Judy Wang, the naturalised British twins who took the UK's only medal at Athens '78. Let's hope this pair doesn't meet an equally tragic end.

Item posted at 12:46 PM

25 Comments:

Blogger Badben said...

No, that's perfectly acceptable Wednesday lunchtime fair. I'm not entirely raw yet, there's a few bits of skin that look mainly ok.

Fucking MASSIVE cameras in the last picture though

12:40 PM  
Blogger Sponge Finge said...

Camera holds: 10
Camera holds in which the camera is being held in a suitable way for taking a picture: 0

They're staying behind until they all get it right.

1:33 PM  
Anonymous yoyo said...

Keep up the good work. Not as legendary as the Teclast M30 update (what ever could be?) but as you say, it's only a wednesday. Anything that would induce a furious mid week wanking session might cause us to rupture the skin on our members, resulting in a spurting of blood all over the place and thus endanging the lives of your readers. Very responsible of you, I think.

Oh and 'would', all of them. Obviously. Especially the one in the fifth picture down.

1:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While they are showing a nice range of cameras, I think Asian women prefer their Canon(s) big.

Do you have a bigger version of the Asian Cheryl Tweedy?

obuxi: The Asian Obi Wan Kenobi

1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The girl in picture 2 makes me want to sperm.

Excellent update - 5/10.

2:08 PM  
Anonymous Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells said...

Is there some artificial cheek-plumping going on here? Don't they realise this was banned under international holding rules in 87?

Some masterful holds though. The inside of my pants are crusting nicely as a result

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3:05 PM  
Blogger Jawatron said...

individually they are wrong but as a collective they work well.

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Blogger Netizen said...

That last one is an Asian Roseanne Barr, surely?

6:19 PM  
Blogger Trilby said...

The difference between the Asian Pauline Quirke and the British Pauline Quirke is that I wouldn't fuck the British Pauline Quirke until her eyes popped out.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

The one on the far left in the first picture is SUPER-HOT!!! :)

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Blogger Krisspy Boy said...

So when are they coming out with an auto up skirt mode? Come on I know your all looking for that one!

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Anonymous Pauline Quirke said...

I'm not fucking happy

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Thank fuck for that!

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Don't mention it. It was a pleasure

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Fuck no the pleasure was all mine.

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