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Thursday, April 24, 2008

A very BIG FUCKING PHONE - and some "norks"

The ball has well and truly been set rolling. Finally, the dream of having a web site where readers send in photos of their wives/girlfriend's/friendly local prostitute's tits has become real.

It feels a bit seedy. But we'll go with it and see where the road leads (initial guess - HELL).

One 2 One M300

"Here, from the distant past of 1995 is a Mercury 300! I've included the box, the phone and a Hyundai AAA battery for scale. For further understanding of the scale, I've included a photo against some lady-breasts. The breasts, so I am informed, are 38DD. AKA big and real. Photos are at 5MP from an N95 8GB. Please don't print my name and address - I feel dirty enough as it is - T."

38DD norks

Hopefully this will have scrolled off the bottom of the page before "management" next gets around to looking at the site. Tomorrow might have to be "16 photos of the Nokia N95 Day" to scroll this sickness into oblivion.

Item posted at 3:22 PM

26 Comments:

Blogger smeg said...

Very nice capture of the 38 Double D female upper chest protrusions.

3:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great.

A fat chick with a very common and only averagely large phone.

3:50 PM  
Blogger mrplow said...

considering this was a specially taken photograph, that must be her best, cleanest bra.

4:01 PM  
Blogger Sponge Finge said...

Will have to see if there's an old phone in the house and whisper sweet nothings in Mrs Finge's ear.

4:07 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

Awful bra - has a certain "Readers' wives" quality to it. Might as well look at my own wife and where's the fun in that?

4:13 PM  
Anonymous Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells said...

Great.

A very common and only averagely large chick with a fat phone.

5:03 PM  
Anonymous Gonuts McDie said...

The way I see it, the more photos of random junk accompanied by breasts that appear on this blog, the better.

Although 'the way I see it' involves a modicum of privacy and subtle, albeit consistent undercurrents of guilt.

5:17 PM  
Blogger Craig said...

Perhaps in all gadget updates, they could just be photoshopped onto some tits.

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slightly manky, but manky tits are better than no tits.

5:27 PM  
Blogger benny lemon said...

We're getting there. One small step at a time. The dream of becoming the "accidental" CEO of an online porn empire is still alive, Idiot. Hang in there.

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Bander said...

Attention N95 users:

RTFM!

'Auto' mode just isn't good enough when it comes to taking pictures of woman bits. Try 'Portrait'. Or better still, 'Close-up'.

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Science said...

you are all spoiled rotten on Korean stick insect models.

Give me a girl with some meat on the bone any day.

Could have done with better lighting though and perhaps a better camera too.

6:18 PM  
Blogger The Rat said...

My phone was bigger, and I didn't have to get some jugs into it to make it the most ace thing ever.

Admittedly I tried but she said something along the lines of 'fuck off prick'.

She loves me you know. She does.

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Never mind the lady bits ... X-Files phone! Sweet!

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