Gadgets with FACES #42: A complimentary 3M tape dispenser

It's Bilal again! The man who put all the effort into that one about the alarm with numerous faces. He's done it again. Bilal's ace. He definitely should get a blog of his own, then we'd be submitting things to him hoping to get noticed. This relationship is upside-down. The trousers we're wearing right now have Bilal's name written on the label.

He even did a video involving (a) props, (b) editing and (c) sound effects. This is the Idiot Toys update of the year, even though it's by someone else and only June :(

THE OPENING PREAMBLE:
"The lovely people at 3M (or maybe Office Depot or even Viking Direct) decided to give away a tape gun thing when you buy a multipack of brown tape off them. Not only is the tape gun actually functional, it also looks very much like a dinosaur. Understandably, this email could be misconstrued as a lame attempt at riding on the wave of the rather wonderful torrent of Dreamcast rumble pack dinosaur pictures featured a little while back, but who knows?"

"And who cares? A bunch of twats, that's who. Besides, the similarities are clear for all to behold. Anyway, on to the pictures:"



"The top head bit is chopped off, but that only serves to emphasise the positively MONSTROUS proportions afforded by holding the camera really close to the object you're trying to photograph. Look at all those teeth! He's currently nameless by the way, so any contributions are welcome. The background is the paper insert from Sega Superstars Tennis on the PS3. Also, I think that's my left sideburn reflected in the glass."



"What's this? A ladyfriend? Wow, isn't she sexy? Notice how the bow helps to accentuate her already innumerable feminine features. Her past is rather cloudy, save for a few tales of sordid and violently adhesive sexual encounters with staplers and the other unsavoury characters that frequent the stationary drawer. I've decided to call her Wouldn't."



"Aren't they a lovely couple? We all knew he wouldn't be able to resist for long, but what will he do when he inevitably discovers her deep, dark, not-so-secret secrets? I can't bear to imagine... Oh, and after much deliberation, White Hand/Brown Hand shall now be a recurring theme (where humanly possible), so keep an eye out."



"And as a special bonus, here's a video of our as-yet unnamed beast strutting his stuff. The video was actually made specially for Idiot Toys and all the gits who read it, although I'm starting to wonder whether or not that was a good idea, unless you've figured out how to embed videos properly by now - Bilal."