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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The amazing COLORFUL battery

Super Heavy Duty. Super retro design. Slightly wonky top, which would indicated it suffered an extremely rough insertion at some point in its life. A beautiful battery - our tongues are tingling just looking at her!

COLORFUL:  Power for the colorblind

"Though I think 'Duotone' would be nearer the mark."

COLORFUL: Needs rebranding/respelling for UK market

"Still, it's in keeping with the hyperbole printed on the side."

COLORFUL: A green battery*

"Stolen from Leon's remote control Hummer."

COLORFUL: A rainbow of power

"Shot with a Canon Ixus something or other. Over and out - 8pt Agenda."

COLORFUL: An entire spectrum of reliability

Extremely reassuring words, there.

COLORFUL: 40 shades of dependability

Rare mesh top. Environmentally sound-ish.

COLORFUL: See the light

No spelling errors, just the unfortunate formatting error. What a battery. The finest we've seen for months. You'd be tempted to leave the battery compartment lid permanently off so it can be admired easily by all callers.

Item posted at 3:05 PM

15 Comments:

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3:10 PM  
Blogger Sponge Finge said...

That's the nicest battery I've ever seen and the pictures really do it justice. Oh frabjous day!

3:14 PM  
Blogger monkey juggler said...

does vaginal, japs eye and anal insertion qualify as "Improper Inserion" ? If so i'm gutted - i bought myself a similar battery today.. and some generic buttery spread.. :(

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Gaijintendo said...

Unrelatedly - Utter disappointment with this article
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7530945.stm
I saw the pic at the top and thought 'I wonder if she got anything in the La Senza sale' only to see the three people they interviewed.
I went to Uni with the first guy, good to see his skin condition improved.

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Battery perfection.

http://www.idiottoys.com/pics2/colorful-battery-in-green-3.jpg



staggeringly inspiring.

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

had to post again, this battery is SOMETHING ELSE.

fabulous!

10:35 AM  
Blogger Courtster said...

Please lets have a season of PP3 batteries - they're only really found in crap remote control cars and smoke alarms now so the thrill of the chase will be all the more sweet!

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