Man "has taken them" so "may as well send them"

We're building up critical mass. We've gone too long without mentioning batteries. That can only mean another battery eruption is imminent. Here's a worrying rumble - a man's very nice four-way arrangement.

OPENING PREAMBLE:
"It's more god-damn battery photos. I've taken them, so I may as well send them. Feel free to save them for a lean period. Please don't use my name though; I get enough stick off the missus for taking the photos in the first place - 'Yeah love, just practising my macro photography'."



"How are you going to justify yet more battery photos? Why it's the International Miss Battery Finals 2008! Through to the final round are, The Netherlands - represented by Philips Longlife. South Korea - represented by Samsung. Japan - represented by Mitsubishi Black Diamond. China - represented by Huatai."



"As you can sees a risky strategy from Philips Longlife, sticking to the Western 'text going up' in the face of such strong opposition from the East Asian contingent. That is disappointing from Philips Longlife - after doing so well to reach the final round, to make such a basic error as scratched paint shows a real lack of experience at this level."



"The main text says Black Diamond, but the subtitle says Red Diamond Power - that's going to be costly."



"A poor showing from Huatai - out of shape and way past its best - a battery that should have retired long ago."



"Oh my word, look at that! Perfect from Samsung, absolutely perfect! Text - concise, Information - precise, Colour - flawless. They'll be dancing in the streets of Seoul tonight! - Xxxx."