Friday, August 29, 2008

Philips has a sizeable presence at IFA 2008

Which can only mean the chore of resizing yet more LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY, featuring TVs and extremely clean young people living in Barratt show homes.

Philips IFA 2008 promo image archive abuse

They're having way too much fun for people that are watching a TV show about Japanese hairstyles. What's so funny about that?

Philips IFA 2008 promo image archive abuse

And what's so funny about an old boat?

Philips IFA 2008 promo image archive abuse

What's so fucking funny? It's just a dolphin.

Philips IFA 2008 promo image archive abuse

Uh-oh. She found the CD you hid in the wardrobe. She thinks it's the wedding photos.

Philips IFA 2008 promo image archive abuse

Ryan Giggs in space. That IS funny.

Philips IFA 2008 promo image archive abuse

Here's one for arm/neck fetishists.

Philips IFA 2008 promo image archive abuse

Terrible pretend running. He's clearly standing still. Embarrassing work here, Philips. You've just messed up big time on the world stage.

Philips IFA 2008 promo image archive abuse

Redeemed.

Philips IFA 2008 promo image archive abuse

The Philips Senso Latte machine. We can't help but imagine the Senso has, in fact, just urinated in that cup of coffee, and is sitting there, laughing to itself, waiting for her to drink it. Is that bad?

Philips IFA 2008 promo image archive abuse

What a lovely party. They are discussing (a) the Sex & The City movie, (b) men, (c) pervasive yeast infections.

Philips IFA 2008 promo image archive abuse

Good night, everybody!

12 Comments:

Anonymous Sponge Finge said...

Nicest story I've ever heard. 10/10. See me after class.

ycqmi - Why Secombey?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's what I think:
Wouldn't
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Would
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Would
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Blogger Badben said...

I have a current project at home of mounting my new flat TV on the wall (it's small by modern standards, I'm not showing off).

I tell what I've learnt is missing from every TV promotional shot I've ever seen: THE FUCKING WIRES. It would be EASY to make it all look lovely if it wasn't for the miles and fucking miles of FUCKING WIRES.

4:00 PM  
Blogger magnetite said...

Badben, FPTV's are meant to me wall-mounted in new build homes only. The accepted technique is this:
1) simply punch a whole through your paper-thin wall;
2) apologise briefly to the couple next door who, you notice with a raised eyebrow, are taking turns to piss all over each other on a Twister mat;
3) ask them politely if you can run your leads and power cable through the hole into their living room;
4) threaten to blackmail their watersporting arses if they refuse.

Hey presto! A tasteful, neat installation and you don't even have to pay for the electricity.

Hope this helps.

8:39 PM  
Anonymous Bander said...

8. Love how the right boob is the part of the photo most in focus.

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