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Friday, September 26, 2008

*Jingle* Promotional image of the weeeek

It's a promotional photograph of the too-ugly-to-be-that-smarmy Quentin Wilson. A man that ugly ought to just shut up and go back to living with his mum and stalking female newsreaders, rather than appearing on the news as a "talking head" regarding motoring issues that Jeremy Clarkson's too busy to discuss.



Zoom in on his face. It will make you feel better about your face.



During the course of research for this incredible update, we discovered that Quentin Wilson is promoting himself by purchaing adverts on Google. Whenever someone Googles "Quentin Wilson" a link to his web site appears in the Sponsored Links bit. Isn't that interesting?

Labels: PROMOTIONAL IMAGE OF THE WEEK

Item posted at 10:18 AM

17 Comments:

Blogger Studley said...

I'm more interested by the sidebar link to "Buy Quentin Wilson for £14.99".

Also, congratulations to Westminster Council for their much-deserved "best call centre campaign" award. It was a tough battle they fought!

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's THAT ugly you seem to have missed the ugliness of the girl stood next to him

10:46 AM  
OpenID kraftymiles said...

If I rememeber correctly, he will have to pay every time someone clicks on that sponsored link.

10:55 AM  
Anonymous carr said...

She's OK. Nothing a whole bottle of Pantene Pro-V conditioner and a couple of hairbands wouldn't fix.

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Blogger gaijintendo said...

po-po-po!
I hope he doesn't have to pay per- each of my cliks! It nearly never results in me buying one of his many similar looking books!
pachow!

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Anonymous Delmorpha said...

Oh Quentin.. it will be an awful shame for you the next time you log into your AdWords campaign to find you've mysteriously had an influx of people clicking your sponsored link and no book sales!

It would also be a crying shame if all of a sudden Idiot Toys readers with blogs or websites were to link to your site with the title tag "smug twat" and that were to result in you being Googles number one for that search... just a thought..

12:52 PM  
Blogger Gnac said...

Ssssssssmug.

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Blogger Badben said...

I wonder what his Adwords daily spending limit is? Whatever, I'd say he's probably reached it :)

Let's hope he forgot to set one, hey? This has cheered me up from the UKR power cable link thing.

1:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wilson would go to the opening of an envelope if there was a free meal and a few quid in it for him.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is that thing on his right cheek?

i really can't work out what it is...

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