LUMIE - remarkably perky for the time of day
Here's a very big photograph of what women are supposed to look like at 6.55am, thanks to an alarm clock-cum-light that beams you awake.
Those pinhole spy cameras generate really good results these days. Hopefully her landlord has also taken a picture of her doing a wee at 7.01am.
Those pinhole spy cameras generate really good results these days. Hopefully her landlord has also taken a picture of her doing a wee at 7.01am.
Item posted at 12:20 PM
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My wife has one of those. Let me tell you, it's all very well waking up bathed in 60 watts of fake sunshine, but what the manufacturers don't tell you is that this is of no obvious benefit. It merely amplifies the shock of wandering into the bathroom moments later and discovering that the sky is a Stygian black and that the fucking street lights are still on. This is really not a natural way of getting up, and the product should really be named 'Artificial Jetlag and/or Confusion Machine'.
In any case, my wife is a very deep sleeper meaning it's me who wakes up and wonders why the whole room appears to have been switched on. I pull the plug and go back to sleep.
Mmmm, sleepingwives.com
Do you ever sneak downstairs to watch what you want to watch on TV for once while she's out?
I find the best way to wake a woman up is by 'making her a cup of tea'.
Ahh, the old 'cup of tea' wank, where you immerse your penis in a cup of warm water seconds before climax.
cum-light???
Is that like low fat cum, the type you can wipe on her lips while she's still asleep after a wank and she wont moan about getting fat thighs or something..
She may still moan about being defiled though..
Hmmm, woken by blinding 60 watt bulb and then the blaring of that overpaid, useless, fat cunt Jupitus! The sort of start that sets the day for plenty of arguments with work colleagues!
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