What to expect at the new Apple Store in White City
White City is the name of a part of London. Don't be alarmed, international readers, the United Kingdom does not currently operate any sort of apartheid system. And Apple is definitely not endorsing racial cleansing of any sort.
You can expect to see (1) men telling their girlfriends why they need to spend £1499 on a MacBook Pro instead of £499 on a PC of equivalent specification, (2) attractive foreign shop assistants and (3) women using computers because MACS ARE REALLY EASY TO USE AND FUN AND SICK PERVERTS DON'T USE THEM AT ALL.
You can expect to see (1) men telling their girlfriends why they need to spend £1499 on a MacBook Pro instead of £499 on a PC of equivalent specification, (2) attractive foreign shop assistants and (3) women using computers because MACS ARE REALLY EASY TO USE AND FUN AND SICK PERVERTS DON'T USE THEM AT ALL.
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Apple Store, White City: Our Funnest, Raceyest Store Yet.
Actually, these women aren't using those computers at all. They can see their own reflections on the monitor and decided it's a funny type of mirror. In a minute they'll be disappointed, as their mirrored selves aren't flattering at all.
I'm a sick pervert and I use Macs.
I think I've found the one for me!
Talk spreadsheets to me!
Would Apple mind me taking a seat in their store?
No, Rosa, you'd be fine. It's generic white people that have to be hidden away in back rooms. Bad for the edgy urban image.
If they said 'our beer is your beer' I may just be tempted to go along.
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