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Monday, October 27, 2008

What to expect at the new Apple Store in White City

White City is the name of a part of London. Don't be alarmed, international readers, the United Kingdom does not currently operate any sort of apartheid system. And Apple is definitely not endorsing racial cleansing of any sort.

Apple unveils plans for white supremacy

You can expect to see (1) men telling their girlfriends why they need to spend £1499 on a MacBook Pro instead of £499 on a PC of equivalent specification, (2) attractive foreign shop assistants and (3) women using computers because MACS ARE REALLY EASY TO USE AND FUN AND SICK PERVERTS DON'T USE THEM AT ALL.

Item posted at 2:01 PM

12 Comments:

Anonymous Gonuts McDie said...

Apple Store, White City: Our Funnest, Raceyest Store Yet.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Enn said...

Actually, these women aren't using those computers at all. They can see their own reflections on the monitor and decided it's a funny type of mirror. In a minute they'll be disappointed, as their mirrored selves aren't flattering at all.

2:12 PM  
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I'm a sick pervert and I use Macs.

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Anonymous Rosa Parks said...

Would Apple mind me taking a seat in their store?

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Anonymous Carr said...

No, Rosa, you'd be fine. It's generic white people that have to be hidden away in back rooms. Bad for the edgy urban image.

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If they said 'our beer is your beer' I may just be tempted to go along.

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