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Monday, November 17, 2008

Apple wins on user-attractiveness

Microsoft has rather foolishly compiled a massive wall of ugly to celebrate the sort of people that consider themselves to be PCs. It's not going to help much.

I DOWNLOAD 4GB OF PORN MOST EVENINGS

This is why you should never use real people. Models breakdancing is actually the better option, from a purely aesthetic perspective.

Item posted at 9:41 AM

17 Comments:

Anonymous I AM A PC said...

I WORK IN IT SUPPORT AND AM STILL A VIRGIN, BUT HAVE WATCHED ENOUGH SEX ON THE INTERNET TO HAVE FORMED A VERY CONVINCING OPINION ABOUT WHAT DOING IT IS LIKE

10:00 AM  
Anonymous Enn said...

Let's format the whole lot of 'em, then use them as backups for porn.

If that is not already the case, that is.

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Carr said...

The only attractive woman out of that lot is the one off the TV who's been paid to be there :(

How much porn can the average human brain store? I reckon I've got about 40GB memorised.

10:45 AM  
Anonymous 8ptagenda said...

Wouldn't.

11:00 AM  
Blogger Johnny said...

"I'M A PC" put together looks kind of like iMac... doesn't it.

"fardraw" - WOW, two words in one!

12:13 PM  
Anonymous Carr said...

The only thing you can't learn about sex from watching porn is the way it never smells very nice.

12:35 PM  
Anonymous I'm a PC said...

And I'd like to stick my meat into that foxy vegetarian girl.

I'm sorry for lowering the tone, but it had to be said.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I only ever used Macs, but then this summer I bought my first PC. I realise why now, it's because I've become a bloated ugly bastard - not pretty enough to use a fruit based computer!

@Carr - some estimates of the brain suggest a storage capacity of 1000 terabytes, so 40 gigs of hard core supersex seared into your cortex is a bit paltry. Just what are you saving all that blank space for anyway? :-)

8:56 PM  
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Personally, I've partitioned my brain for 3D porn.

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