Monday, November 17, 2008

CELEBRITY HOLDING: Avril Lavigne getting her mucky hands on a Canon DSLR

You wouldn't want to use it after her, it'd be all grimy and would smell like an ashtray. Although it might be nice if she'd forgotten to format the memory card and left loads of private photos on there you could (a) wank over or (b) sell, depending on your opinion of the mucky pop-rock starlet.

POPULAR CULTURE REFERENCE: She was a Canon DSLR g1rl

"Working with Canon Canada is truly exciting for me, as I'm a huge photography fan" she said. Or had someone say for her so she could stay in the bath full of yellow M&Ms, or whatever it is these rich rock kids do.

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27 Comments:

Blogger azc said...

Whaddaya mean, 'or'?

12:06 PM  
Blogger Badben said...

Wank over AND THEN sell. All bases covered.

Mind you, what if the private photos were of her, say, new kitchen units? Hmmm.... I'd still have a wank I reckon.

12:07 PM  
Blogger Johnny said...

Wow, she holds things for Canon now?

12:08 PM  
Blogger Ino said...

when you "sell" them, you can still "have" them because it's all "digital".

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Enn said...

"Working with Canon Canada is truly exciting for me, as I'm a huge photography fan".

For fucks sake. I'd post a rant about the sorry, commercial and bland state of current society, but it'd be woefully redundant.

In protest, I wouldn't wank on these photo's nor sell any of them, just so this representative of cheap mediocrity wouldn't get a celebrated as a sex symbol.

Instead I'll take them to her and blackmail into her giving me kinky sex, then kill her. Like a proper gentleman.

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12:23 PM  
Anonymous O'Man said...

I'd make her mucky (er).

12:33 PM  
Anonymous O'Man said...

Muckier. I mean muckier. It was a joke. I can't do anything right.

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's awesome. Have her nipples ever popped out? Some of you sickos must keep track of that sort of thing.

2:20 PM  
Blogger MN said...

I like Avril Lavigne....

But the "add" language she uses is hillariously fake.

4:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To quote Bad News' Colin Grigson, "You stupid pretend pop-star"!

What a load of utter shite! Anyone remotely intrested in half decent SLRs would not be swayed by that dozy, mingeless, 11 year old bimbo, who, just because she occasionally plays a guitar considers herself a rock star. Her. Gojira. In a studio for two minutes soon show her how to fucking play her guitar!

5:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She appears to have old lady fingers. I'd click on the image to examine the hi-res version, to see if maybe Grandma's crouching down doing the actual holding, but in a rare display of irony there isn't a 2126x1535 version :(

7:15 PM  
Blogger Varan said...

I'd hit it, though. Gently and lovingly, so as not to be mistaken for a huge old misogynist.

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Trilby said...

I bet she'd squeal like a crushed hamster.

7:33 PM  
Anonymous Idiot said...

I can only apologise for the shamefully low-resolution image. I searched high and low for a bigger version for quite some time, if it helps to know.

The search will be officially called off at 11.00am tomorrow morning if nothing positive emerges overnight.

8:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have some moving images of two adverts with Avril holding the Canon.

Can't remember where I found them and can't be bothered to upload them.

Why did I bother posting this?

9:32 PM  
Anonymous Trilby said...

Not quite good enough to see the all-important pores, but should do "the trick"

9:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have now bothered and found the source of the Avril ads...

http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/1056602939/page/0/fpart/all/vc/1

There's more pics as well.

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trying to figure out this link thing...

Avril Ads

9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you Trilby. Not only is there no Grandma, there are bonus ears to cater for the rapidly growing Furry market :-P

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