Gadgets with FACES #95: A Malaysian plate warmer
Warm plates. One of the most unnecessary things in life. When you've reached the age at which you become worried about warming your plates up you might as well stop bothering with life, as most your meals will be spoon-fed to you by a nurse or coming through a pipe while you lay in a drug-induced coma.
"Found this beauty in Malaysia. It's a plate warmer thingy. If you pop its head open you can see lots of plates, all lovely and cosy inside the body/head. There were a few Malay lady waitresses, whom if I had the nerve to ask for them to stand next to it, would have had guaranteed coverage on the site.
"Unfortunately I am a coward and just took a quick piccie when no one was looking. And my wife was there, who might have given me a beating if I had asked the waitresses and not her. It would then have been a mess. Much like this description of this poor quality photo. After some research I found out the little plate holder face is from Germany" - MickeyP.
"Found this beauty in Malaysia. It's a plate warmer thingy. If you pop its head open you can see lots of plates, all lovely and cosy inside the body/head. There were a few Malay lady waitresses, whom if I had the nerve to ask for them to stand next to it, would have had guaranteed coverage on the site.
"Unfortunately I am a coward and just took a quick piccie when no one was looking. And my wife was there, who might have given me a beating if I had asked the waitresses and not her. It would then have been a mess. Much like this description of this poor quality photo. After some research I found out the little plate holder face is from Germany" - MickeyP.
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They're fleshtone. At first glance I though I was looking at legs in black hot pants.
"Alright, this is more like i.. oh. Sigh. No face/debatable face".
Is there a size limit to gadgets? I don't consider this to be 'a gadget' any more, it's an appliance, or whatever English people call that.
Gadgets should be small enough to fit in a small bag. Gadgets are 'dropped' at best, not 'tipped over'. I'm also thinking gadgets should have more than one button, but I'm not too sure about that yet.
Therefore: no gadget!
There is utterly no point to the existence of plate warmers. A plate warmer is an expression of the futility of existence and of self loathing. If I had my way I would take every plate warmer in existence and smash it up the arse of the morons who produce and market them, also those who purchase them. I have no fondness for the plate warmer.
Leaving them on top of the oven is acceptable.
Since I moved to a small house with an Aga, I have found the bottom oven ideal for warming the plates while the meal cooks - extremely slowly - in the top oven. Does this mean that actually, I should really be thinking about settling down in the Honda Civic with the wife and the dog while a length of hosepipe directs the exhaust fumes into the cabin?
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Yes nobby, it does. If you own an Aga then you have no business being on the internet. Go and sit in your armchair and reminisce about the good old days before bread came ready sliced.
Oh, and NO FACE!
Would.
beris - What the French wear.
This is the lowest this site has seen so far. :( a sad day...
*deletes bookmark*
*Sheepishly checks RSS feed hoping no one can tell when you check an RSS feed*
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