Gadgets with FACES #99: An Argos Halogen Heater

For one initial cost of £12.99 you can have an Argos Halogen Heater with a face on the back of it, plus ongoing electricity costs of £30 an hour to run the thing. This update also doubles as a review of the camera quality of the Nokia N95 8GB, which has produced the following 1944 x 2592 image despite being half broken.



"This evening, as I was getting increasingly miserable about my lost youth whilst my sister described to me, in painful detail, via Skype, just how much fun she was having at university, I noticed out of the corner of my eye that the BACK OF MY £12.99 ARGOS HALOGEN HEATER WAS LOOKING AT ME AND SNEERING CONTEMPTUOUSLY."

THE EMAIL CONTINUED
"Being a diligent Idiot Toys reader, I immediately reached for my broken Nokia N95 8G that I found in the mud at a music festival and doesn't work as a telephone but does (barely) work as a camera, and snapped a picture whilst it still gazed at me with its sneering, hoity-toity face."

AND...
"As you can see, it is looking down its nose at us, non 1200-Watt humans, with so much contempt it has even grown a little, taunting white Hitler moustache. It reminds me a bit of John Waters, the film director."

AND...
"Please accept this image as thanks for the link you provided to my blog, www.anewbandaday.com, on 'sister blog' UK:R ages ago. If it'll 'sweeten the deal' to get the picture on Idiot Toys I can get my girlfriend to press her boobs against it and then I'll take another picture. Not that I'm desperate. But they are big boobs. Love Loe" - Joe.