Miss External 4 Port USB 2.0 HUB

All hail the corporate product imagery of dull tech product company Sweex!



What separates Sweex from the rest of the generic hardware re-branders is its engaging box art of lovely tech-understanding ladies.



This is what it would've been like had wi-fi PC cards existed in the 1950s.



We'd be a bit embarrassed buying a product when we can't even make eye contact with the box it comes in.



We'd imagine the ladies are unaware that their photos are being used to advertise computer products in the UK.



Is that the face of a woman who'd be completely at ease installing a PCI card? Plus it looks like it's only got three USB ports, not four.



If you need a USB to parallel cable, you'd be better off saving the £9.99 and putting it toward getting a whole new PC manufactured during this decade.



She's looking a bit sheepish due to purchasing one with a PS/2 connector when USB was specifically requested. There's even a picture of it on the front of the box.



We would like to videochat with her, although we'd rather not pay the $9.99 per minute she'd charge.



The comments are all going to be which one you would like to connect/interface with.



Miss External Sound Card won't get any votes.



We'd expect Miss Multimedia Keyboard to be the most popular.



The Sweex web site even has desktop wallpapers!



It's getting too much.



Great work, Sweex. Fantastic. Exactly what we like to see. Here's an incoming link to your homepage as a reward.