Siemens Gigaset - the cordless telephone solution for EVERYONE!

Literally everyone. They had a meeting and broke the entire population of the UK down into six staggeringly cliched distinct categories.



Are you a student? (You probably are, as we always seem to end up being liked by students. Male information technology students, sadly - we are yet to crack appealing to female art students. If we ever do, you'll know, as the site will suddenly and mysteriously stop being updated). If you are a student, would you like a digital cordless phone for Christmas? Seems a bit unlikely, really. You'd probably prefer the newest Guitar Hero for playing at all those parties!



Perhaps this is just viral marketing for Terry's Chocolate Oranges and socks, which now seem like awesome gifts in comparison?