PROMOTIONAL CHRISTMAS: Susan (or maybe Monica) from Citrix Systems, Inc.
Hear that sound? The dull sound of something tapping on metal? It's not Santa, it's our fingers scraping the barrel DRY with this shamefully low-resolution picture of a woman who was made to wear a hat because it was late-November and they planned on sending out the press release in the first week of December.
SETTING THE SCENE...
"Citrix Online today extended Season's Greetings to customers and partners around the world, and announced its strong support for Santa Claus himself as he prepares for his annual ride to visit children everywhere and fulfill their Christmas wish. They are also well aware that the venerable St. Nicholas keeps busy in his home base at the North Pole the rest of the year too, working with his helpers from all over the world.
THE PROMOTIONAL PAYOFF...
"And while he sticks with his beloved reindeer and trusty sled to get around during the holidays, he can, just like everybody else, avail himself of technologies like GoToMeeting(R) from the Citrix Online division of Citrix Systems, Inc. (NASDAQ:CTXS), to collaborate online with his helpers in ways he never could before."
SETTING THE SCENE...
"Citrix Online today extended Season's Greetings to customers and partners around the world, and announced its strong support for Santa Claus himself as he prepares for his annual ride to visit children everywhere and fulfill their Christmas wish. They are also well aware that the venerable St. Nicholas keeps busy in his home base at the North Pole the rest of the year too, working with his helpers from all over the world.
THE PROMOTIONAL PAYOFF...
"And while he sticks with his beloved reindeer and trusty sled to get around during the holidays, he can, just like everybody else, avail himself of technologies like GoToMeeting(R) from the Citrix Online division of Citrix Systems, Inc. (NASDAQ:CTXS), to collaborate online with his helpers in ways he never could before."
Labels: PROMOTIONAL CHRISTMAS
Item posted at 11:17 AM
12 Comments:
So, you're in the office today too, Idiot? Also employed by miserable bastards I surmise :(
Nice press release though; a palpable sense of Festive desperation there from the marketing department. See, they're saying, we're vital! VITAL! We can come us with loads more brilliant stuff like this! DON'T FIRE US!
Keyboard doesn't match the monitor, narmean?
I work from home. My office is where I also sit for leisure activities, such as going on the internet and watching downloaded videos.
I could literally go in the kitchen at any moment.
I think Santa is more busy ogling kids' MySpace pages than he is collaborating online with his undersized helpers.
Also, she's obviously a Jill.
sonad - Sonic's Arabic evil twin
Crowbar ad plot, vomit inducing to say the least! Ramming a sad and stupid idea like service software into Christmas. Sadly with most CTO's and IT project managers having a mental age of about 6, Citrix will no doubt be picking up a few more contracts!
Seriously? Father Christmas uses server-based computing? Cannot be. He's a fat client *boom boom*
$40 a month and they can't send out decent promo photos!? I get my web conferencing for free. No point in feeding Cisco any more money since I am already dependent on their hardware.
Re Anon's joke above, I honestly don't know what's worse; the joke itself or the shameful feeling I have for getting it.
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