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Friday, December 26, 2008

PROMOTIONAL CHRISTMAS: A warning regarding fire safety

This photo has been issued by the National Fire Protection Association. It's highlighting the fact that house fires are more commonplace over Christmas, probably because of wrapping paper lying about. You're meant to imagine that girl BURNING and therefore be a bit more careful with the matches.



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Labels: PROMOTIONAL CHRISTMAS

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I can't imagine her dying in a fire, but I can imagine her doing bad things when she turns 16. Or when she turns 14 and tells me she's turned 16 over the internet, so I travel 3000 miles to meet her and engage in terrible sex I ruin by prematurely ejaculating over her thighs as I'm fumbling with the condom.

Merry Christmas! Anyone get any good batteries?

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Carr, you can burn her afterwards and blame bad fire safety, to hide the shame. That's my favourite strategy.

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