See that yellow? Canon could reproduce that. Canon could make you think a printout of this photo was a real girl holding a real mug.
You can't go pretending to drink out of it when you've just shown us it's empty, you daft cow!
She's already out of ideas, and has resorted to just trying to look a bit sexy. It kind of works if you imagine each cup is a gigantic testicle.
When in doubt - do the cute face.
Good god! Pull her out of there, she's gone INSANE.