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THING CLASH! THING CLASH! Thanks, as ever, to Sony Ericsson for blowing the budget on photos no one apart from us ever uses. Although perhaps this set might feature on the front cover of Future Publishing's 'Total Car Mobile Stand Magazine'.

THE BACKSTORY: The man is happy to see the woman coming back. The woman is happy to see the man waiting for her. The car dashboard is smiling because it knows the man will be touching its gear stick/penis very soon.

The relationship has soured. The man is angry. The woman feels her window cleaning advice is being ignored. The car dashboard, however, is happy, because it knows the man will be touching its gear stick/penis as soon as he's finished cleaning the window.

Car dashboards have the BEST faces.

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Too much money for a rubbish thing for idiots.

Gay robot bear. Mouth too small to even do gay stuff properly. Literally useless. Sent in by "James" who we can only assume was doing some trouserless gay robot bear internet cruising.

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Three bars of chocolate and a packet of crisps, in fact. In her head, this is what Carrie from Sex and the City probably does on Friday nights too, occasionally, so it's OK. But staring at them isn't going to reduce their calorific value, love.

It's a sign. If you're behind her in the queue, just ask. She will. Anything. In the car park RIGHT NOW. She has nothing better to do than cry and eat sweets, after all. You'd be a lifesaver!

How's that £5000 investment panning out for you? Is the one SCART socket still coping? And what the hell was Daewoo playing at thinking people would pay £3300 for one of its tellies?

This was the gadgets page of Jack magazine from early 2003. Imagine how much you would hate your TV had it cost you £5000 in 2003. You wouldn't be able to look at it.

Looks great. Really crazy.

It's all kicking off on their respective Facebook pages.

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"My vacuum broke a couple of days ago so I went to Woolworths today to pick up a new one from their 'Worth It exclamation mark' range."

"Suffice to say, it was the worst hoover I've ever used with very little suction power and had a body with weaker plastic than a kinder egg capsule."

"Despite this, it had multiple faces so I was quite pleased as the main one was a cheery fella."

"I thought I'd add some images to your collection (I apologise for the quality and the state of my carpet - the hoover couldn't pick up anything)."

"The cat is looking particularly pleased as he had just pissed up the wall.

"Rather than try to come up with witty remarks about the images, I'll just provide images of the cleaner on its own and with random crap (and a cat) which I found lying around for size comparison."

"Product link if interested - Julian."

Thanks, Julian. Thanks for being brave enough to show us your carpet.

That looks like a Star Trek tricorder.

You shouldn't scrimp on costs when it comes to biscuits, Julian. McVities really does know its stuff. And hydrogenated vegetable fat is probably just a fuss that will blow over and soon not be linked with heart diseases.

Two things we like in one photo! See? It was worth scrolling down this far.

Sorry about all this. We just felt it was important to use all of his photographs. It's not often someone goes to such lengths.

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It's a woman demonstrating how a female urinal works. It is, frankly, one of the biggest missed opportunities in the entire history of promotional photography.

Knickers not around ankles :(

She is having fun. From here. Sent in by a man called "Abid" who was presumably rather disappointed to have his piss-porn browsing session interrupted by a boring old gadget site.

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We clicked on the small version all excited! But there was no bigger version :(

Low-resolution face

It is a 1160 byte 45x32 GIF. If anyone recognises this person/gadget, please email in with a model name and serial number. It could be the best face ever. We found it on some Korean gadget site but have already forgotten which one, if that helps.

Maria Sharapova has guzzled down the Sony Ericsson pound. Right down. She'll be burping it up all day tomorrow. God bless her.

The... Maria Sharapova Sony Ericsson fashion collection AND video showcase!

She has made - or at least looked at and approved - some mobile phone accessories bearing her name.

They are for sporty girls.

They are for girls who go to and live in nice places where you don't get your stuff stolen off you if it's left casually dangling down to your side attached by only a flimsy strap.

This is the first time we have ever done an update that has a costume change midway through.

Surely it'd be easier to just hold it in your hand?

They are for girls who, through some odd genetic programming and unfathomable herd mentality, think Sex and the City is viable entertainment.

Christmas cracker sunglasses.

The Maria Sharapova collection is also great with formal evening and party wear!

WINNER.

She chose a good time to cash in. Tennis perverts prefer young 20-year-old Serbian hottie Ana Ivanovic these days. Maria, at age 21 and already worryingly leathery-faced, is past it.