Wednesday, January 14, 2009

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*Plays Intel jingle*



But not a Centrino. The one on the left's a Centrino. Lucy's a Core2 Extreme QX9770 with a 12MB cache.




She's a Mac user :((((

23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have an incredible movie experience in my lap most nights. Sometimes two or three times...

12:15 PM  
Blogger Badben said...

Mac user - Are you referring to her laptop or her astonishing jacket?

12:21 PM  
Blogger Multiverse said...

If Lucy is a Core2 Extreme QX9770 with a 12MB cache, and the librarian is a Centrino, who is the female human equivalent of my Pentium 4 2.66Ghz?

And yes it probably is somebody's mum, but not mine. My mum is Babbage's difference engine.

12:31 PM  
Blogger Mikey McViolence said...

Pentium 4? Kerry Katona, innit. Way past her sell-by-date.

Mine's a Q6600. Which is essentially Belladonna - as there seems to a copy in everyone's PC these days.

Ba-dum.

..

Tshh.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Enn said...

I wish a librarian like that would feel mé up. I often attempt to leap for their laps, but they just brush me off with that stupid 'learned' look on their faces. Then I pick up a book and throw it in their general direction, and run out of the building shrieking.

1:17 PM  
Anonymous tentacle hentai said...

Laptops with clothes? Disgusting.

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm put off by the fact she doesn't use a plate for her snack

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's not a snack, it's a rock.

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a snack rock.

6:09 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

Is it too crude to say "I'd fill Lucy's cache"?

If not, I'd fill Lucy's cache.

9:37 PM  
Anonymous tentacle hentai said...

The snack rock is her monthly food allowance. After all, light laptops don't consume as much as desktop machines.

They also send her to those poor black little children in Africa. "See? She works in Hollywood and that's what she gets. You have to do better! Here's a snack rock for a whole year, you ungrateful little demons!".

10:28 PM  
Blogger munificent said...

I'm all about the librarian. Sure, I'll take Lucy Lui as side-order of filth, but that librarian looks like my kind of woman.

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Idiot said...

I bet you fancied Sarah Palin as well, didn't you?

11:37 AM  
Blogger munificent said...

Yes. Yes I did.

1:25 PM  
Blogger gaijintendo said...

And that is a Motorola mac... however she doesn't seem to know how to use it...

10:45 PM  
Blogger weatherbox said...

I'm judging by the Unicef emblem on her armband she's somehow involved in this 'laptops for poor folks' scheme that has also seen John lennon resurrected from his peaceful grave against his will (being dead kind of stifles your will a little, unless there was some kind of posthumous philanthropy clause to dying that he got roped into agreeing to). For God's sake don't send them Mac's. They'll only send them back, or worse, third world countries will develop all smug like.

2:18 AM  
Blogger weatherbox said...

You know when celebrities mean to set the world to rights because they put on a practical coat. Look at the well chosen-ness of that garment in the second picture! It's probably Gore-Tex and everything. No poverty's gonna be leaking through that thing. She could fix Zimbabwe single-handedly in that sucker!

2:28 AM  
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Transsexual Lucy Liu > Lesbian Lucy Liu

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny, i don't get women like that when i go to the "library". probably because i only last a couple of mins because i cant help shouting bogie's! or is it because I'm fat? hmmmm

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