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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Can you escape the powerful hold of THE CELL?

Power LEAKING from every poorly-manufactured PORE!



"Our saxophone-playing, animatronic Santa was found DOA when he was pulled from the Xmas carrier bag this year. On opening him up I discovered the reason - his power source was compromised. 3 x AA 'THE CELL"' batteries has become uneven and disfigured in his belly and leaked acid onto his contacts.

"The warnings are fairly run of the mill although I must admit that I was unaware that the clover leaf is the official icon to represent Mercury content. Well, hope things pick up soon as one of my New Year resolutions is to re-order my bookmarks and get rid of the ones which are no longer as funny as they used to be. Cheers!" - John.

Item posted at 10:38 AM

13 Comments:

Blogger Studley said...

Still nowhere near as toxic as the J-Lo film of the same name.

11:32 AM  
Blogger Multiverse said...

Still nowhere near as toxic as the processor of the same name.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Badben said...

Is an e-mailed submission including a 'bookmark removal' threat a first, Idiot? Must be doing your early 2009 miserablism the power of good...

12:25 PM  
Anonymous Idiot said...

I'm just glad to know I'm not the only person still using the antiquated "bookmark" system, as I still don't understand how RSS feeds are supposed to be better. Or how they work.

3:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How unexpected of you to leave a PS3 joke opportunity go unused.

8:33 PM  
Blogger Chris S said...

THE CELL implies that you cant get the power out, its stuck in thier.

9:51 PM  
Blogger GigerPunk said...

Are bookmarks antiquated then? We've only recently progressed from Ceefax here in Wales.

Re: Chris S - stuck in their what?
Is there a further series of pics that explains the real reason the batteries are in such a state?

wv=tsunp = where t'oil goes in t'car?

10:16 AM  
Blogger John D said...

Of course, there's no way I'd really get rid of my Idiot Toys bookmark! The crushing reality is that pictures of People-eating Sunbeds forms the very zenith of my working day :(

I still raise a wry smile to the memory of the LOL-TUB

2:33 PM  
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