Can you escape the powerful hold of THE CELL?
Power LEAKING from every poorly-manufactured PORE!

"Our saxophone-playing, animatronic Santa was found DOA when he was pulled from the Xmas carrier bag this year. On opening him up I discovered the reason - his power source was compromised. 3 x AA 'THE CELL"' batteries has become uneven and disfigured in his belly and leaked acid onto his contacts.
"The warnings are fairly run of the mill although I must admit that I was unaware that the clover leaf is the official icon to represent Mercury content. Well, hope things pick up soon as one of my New Year resolutions is to re-order my bookmarks and get rid of the ones which are no longer as funny as they used to be. Cheers!" - John.

"Our saxophone-playing, animatronic Santa was found DOA when he was pulled from the Xmas carrier bag this year. On opening him up I discovered the reason - his power source was compromised. 3 x AA 'THE CELL"' batteries has become uneven and disfigured in his belly and leaked acid onto his contacts.
"The warnings are fairly run of the mill although I must admit that I was unaware that the clover leaf is the official icon to represent Mercury content. Well, hope things pick up soon as one of my New Year resolutions is to re-order my bookmarks and get rid of the ones which are no longer as funny as they used to be. Cheers!" - John.




13 Comments:
Still nowhere near as toxic as the J-Lo film of the same name.
Still nowhere near as toxic as the processor of the same name.
Is an e-mailed submission including a 'bookmark removal' threat a first, Idiot? Must be doing your early 2009 miserablism the power of good...
I'm just glad to know I'm not the only person still using the antiquated "bookmark" system, as I still don't understand how RSS feeds are supposed to be better. Or how they work.
How unexpected of you to leave a PS3 joke opportunity go unused.
THE CELL implies that you cant get the power out, its stuck in thier.
Are bookmarks antiquated then? We've only recently progressed from Ceefax here in Wales.
Re: Chris S - stuck in their what?
Is there a further series of pics that explains the real reason the batteries are in such a state?
wv=tsunp = where t'oil goes in t'car?
Of course, there's no way I'd really get rid of my Idiot Toys bookmark! The crushing reality is that pictures of People-eating Sunbeds forms the very zenith of my working day :(
I still raise a wry smile to the memory of the LOL-TUB
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