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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Gadgets with FACES #105: A Relax ISOMAC coffee machine

Double eyes. White eyes for day, black eyes for sneaking about at night. The huge and extremely sensitive nose is so it can tell the difference between a cappucino and an americano when the operator has forgotten what she was doing.



"I saw this big-nosed, moustachioed coffee machine and thought of you. It has had the word 'Relax' tattooed on its forehead, which I bet it regrets" - Stu.

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Item posted at 11:50 AM

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I'm not bored. You move on. This is my chair.

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Sorry, I should've said: "has left for a pee or cleaning off his quick wank". Unless you all do thát in front of the internet too. I myself like to take a shower in the dark afterwards, as to wash off the filth and self loathing. I haven't seen myself naked in years.

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