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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Gadgets with FACES #109: A Rapid Classic 1 stapler

It might be possible to reconstruct a likeness of the photographer by using the reflection in the lower hand grip.



"This fish-like faced gadget has an appetite as big as its mouth. Apparently it doesn't care what it eats as long as it's big, hence the small eyes. The eyes on the side of the head clearly indicate that we are dealing with a herbivore, which makes the enormous mouth a rare feature indeed" - Arend.

AN UNNECESSARY APOLOGY
"Sorry for the horrible quality of the picture. Given the shiny finish it was hard to keep both myself and the fluoresent lights off the picture."

Labels: GADGETS WITH FACES

Item posted at 12:22 PM

7 Comments:

Blogger Knifetotheeye said...

Awwww he looks like one of the creatures I made in the game for the Gamecube a few years ago. Was it cubeivore or something?

12:57 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

I would comment but I can't quite make it out because of the low quality picture.

4:31 PM  
Blogger Multiverse said...

I have two questions about this item.

1) What exactly makes this thing 'rapid'?

2) What exactly makes this thing 'classic'?

And I propose that it looks more like a dog head than a fish head. Ok, maybe a whale at a push.

One last thing. Would it still count as being a herbivore if you used it to staple your cock to a plank of wood?

4:38 PM  
Blogger Halverde said...

Definitely a dog. Not a sea kitten.

5:02 PM  
Anonymous GrayV said...

It's "classic because" it's not one of them new-fangled technology-driven thingamyjigs... you know... pritt stick.

5:49 PM  
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