Facebook's recommended evening of FUN!
Here's what Facebook advised us to do at approximately 10.45pm last night. It is an uncannily accurate portrait of a standard evening.
1. Do a bit of gaming.
2. Browse for porn.
3. Think of something to sell on eBay to pay for a prostitute.
1. Do a bit of gaming.
2. Browse for porn.
3. Think of something to sell on eBay to pay for a prostitute.
Item posted at 10:14 AM
10 Comments:
What the hell are you doing on Facebook? I thought even you had more self re-cocking-spect than that, Idiot?
I usually cycle 1 and 2. But I'm not on Facebook, so I can still respect myself.
Facebook is for tossers.
Self re-cocking-spect?
We'll have no Morrissisms here!
i saw chris morris the other day. he has go faster flames up the side of his car.
What, you don't browse Facebook for porn?
wv hersic - heretic spoken in a slurred voice
You still haven't accepted that friend request I sent you two years ago :(
Argh. I get all disoriented when the ads are on the left too. I thought I'd been inverted, had to turn my monitor upside down and everything. it's like when you put your wallet in you back left pocket instead of the usual right and try to walk.
@weatherbox - That is a great metaphor for how I feel my ENTIRE LIFE.
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