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Thursday, February 19, 2009

JUMPING EXECUTIVES: A whole bunch of Belgian CEOs

Companies "around Ghent" have, for some reason, decided to let some wacky photographer take zany photos of their money men.

(Presumably) Belgian reader "Arend" has supplied some captions. Which certainly lessens our workload today.



"Man with a vision. Removed his tie clip to capture the sense of speed and zero G in his outfit. Commits to the jump. Probably doesn't wear a moustache because it would make people think he is God."



"Worked his way up by not having a life. Clearly watched The Karate Kid too many times and therefore thinks this stance is cool. Stupid mistake not to wear a tie."



"Shirt does not match suit at all. Perhaps the person on who Mr Burns from The Simpsons is based on. Company struck hard by the financial crisis, can no longer laugh or afford shiny shoes. Perhaps shirt matches suit perfectly, I don't know, we should as a woman (EDITOR'S NOTE: ?)."



"Trying to connect with young people by doing what they think is cool. Sadly, Eminem dance impressions just aren't cool any more or ever were. Cannot match the divine shine of #1 and his shoes" - Arend.

Item posted at 9:55 AM

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jumping executives with faces ? If they had moustaches it would be enough to banish asian thing holding forever.

Idiot, you are spoiling us...

(merpar - Hillbilly father ?)

11:22 AM  
Blogger Studley said...

wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't.

#3 isn't jumping at all, he's just invented a very tall invisible chair.

11:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone's convinced them theyre in an MTV video. Or space

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Trilby said...

Number 2 has his foot on the floor! I feel cheated and slightly empty.

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Paul said...

they're not even jumping they are just being held in the air by the janitor, that's why they have this look of fear in their eyes. The janitor is edited out by a group of twelve indian DTP profesionals working from their office in Mumbai

12:19 PM  
Anonymous intch said...

Discovered when posting the link to Farcebook: the backgrounds are all positioned exactly the same, lots of fun if you view them in a slideshow.

intch - a mispelled inch

1:25 PM  
Anonymous pochemb said...

Oh, and you missed number 5: Secret Floating Woman CEO!

Can't link directly cos of stupid Flash, so go to:
http://www.lievendirckx.com/ > New > Floating CEOs > Next > Next > Next > Next.

pochemb - portable chemical bog

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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4:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think 3 & 4 are jumping, I think they're levitating.

7:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Number 2? Karate Kid fan!

8:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

without a shadow ( chancellor ) of a doubt...
...BEST . POST . EVER.

10:47 AM  

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