Q-Connect Super Alkaline Battery
A man who expects us to believe his real name is "Sebastian" sent us the following. He's put in a lot of effort considering this is one of the most boring batteries we've seen in a long time. Imagine what Seb could do with a ROBOT HEAVY DUTY.
OPENING PREAMBLE:
"Today I took two photos of our no-name-office-supply-batteries. I choose the AAA-Kind, 'cause it is totally under-featured at the moment. Although I really wanted to take some nice shots, the light in our cubicle-office was too shitty and thus I can only deliver slightly blurred pictures. Think of it as battery porn – with the soft edges as a censoring-thing."
"The first pic is on the edge of my cubicle. I even found a pound (wee! That rhymes!) for a size comparison. Well, anybody knows how big an AAA is but it felt more complete this way."
"The second pic shows the battery in the caring hands (feet, actually) of my trusty Nohohon. He smiles, cause he is solar-powered! Battery-brand is Q-Connect and the packaging comes not with seven, not with eight but with nine languages printed on it. Obviously it's very important not to charge them and to connect them properly. EXIF data and ridiculous resolution of the pictures are of course delivered. All the best" - Sebastian.
EXIF DATA
Nikon D50.
OPENING PREAMBLE:
"Today I took two photos of our no-name-office-supply-batteries. I choose the AAA-Kind, 'cause it is totally under-featured at the moment. Although I really wanted to take some nice shots, the light in our cubicle-office was too shitty and thus I can only deliver slightly blurred pictures. Think of it as battery porn – with the soft edges as a censoring-thing."
"The first pic is on the edge of my cubicle. I even found a pound (wee! That rhymes!) for a size comparison. Well, anybody knows how big an AAA is but it felt more complete this way."
"The second pic shows the battery in the caring hands (feet, actually) of my trusty Nohohon. He smiles, cause he is solar-powered! Battery-brand is Q-Connect and the packaging comes not with seven, not with eight but with nine languages printed on it. Obviously it's very important not to charge them and to connect them properly. EXIF data and ridiculous resolution of the pictures are of course delivered. All the best" - Sebastian.
EXIF DATA
Nikon D50.
Item posted at 12:33 PM
6 Comments:
Nice font on the battery, nice camera. I also have a Nohohon. Sebastian, will you marry me?
I saw them on Adam and Joe. Aren't they just a modern version of that sunflower toy you use to see in chipshops? Also, what happened to those big vials in the windows of chemists? I miss them.
What does that thing need solar powering for? Does its head grow from all the existential anxiety you feed into it by spending life in some coffin sized cubicle? If it does, I want one too.
Preferably a version with a frowny face and an "unload" button. I'll let your imagination decide what that button should do. Although actually I reckon all of our imaginations will end up thinking of the same thing anyway.
Unfortunately the way that battery is placed, looks like it's resting on Nohohon's big cock and balls.
To me anyway. Yeah it's how my mind works.
The bubble of runescape accounts and runescape gold is burst already. So I don't understand why we can't have
both, especially if the skill set is the same, if the mission is the same. One is not possible without runescape money . and we are still waiting for change that will not come, unless wow cd key for the worse.
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