Sony Ericsson C903 and LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY!
Quick, do something cute!
Careful. The local teenagers all piss on that statue.
OK, now point it at me. No, the other way round. Now press the button. No, the other button. RIGHT, JUST GIVE IT BACK AND I'LL TAKE ANOTHER ONE OF YOU. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE WORST HOLIDAY EVER.
Here's one of the phone. Sony Ericsson has decided this precise shade of red is called Glamour Red.
Here's a BONUS lifestyle photo of a woman looking at the Sony Ericsson W995. It is clearly captivating.
Careful. The local teenagers all piss on that statue.
OK, now point it at me. No, the other way round. Now press the button. No, the other button. RIGHT, JUST GIVE IT BACK AND I'LL TAKE ANOTHER ONE OF YOU. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE WORST HOLIDAY EVER.
Here's one of the phone. Sony Ericsson has decided this precise shade of red is called Glamour Red.
Here's a BONUS lifestyle photo of a woman looking at the Sony Ericsson W995. It is clearly captivating.
Item posted at 12:26 PM
10 Comments:
The 404 is clearly captivating.
Photo 1: Obviuosly that's not what the bloke sees on the view screen. It's a shot he took hours ago, but he's playing along and saves some memory stick space for some hot amateur porn action later on.
Photo 2: Dots = pubes?
Photo 4: Is that a bloke?
Dunno, But she/him (Shim) could get pickles out of a jar with that nose.
It is one hell of a conk! Would. In both nostrils.
I am clearly late to the "OMFG WHAT A NOSE" party, but....
OMFG what a nose.
It took me a few tries before I spotted the phone in the shot. Every half-second my eyes were drawn back to the nose which then photographer has put in the middle of the photograph almost as if to draw attention to it: "that'll teach them to choose the nosey model, next time I get to choose the models".
Is that a statue of Oliver Cromwell? Show a bit more respect you piss-poor, trendy student types! Go on feck off home to Mummy and Daddy, see if they might give you a couple of grand to get that nose sorted out!
I think she's already been done in both nostrils by Anonymous, hence the awful shape of her nose.
Damn, that now sounds like I'm complimenting Anonymous on the size of his cock. Must redress the balance.
Fuck off Anonymous, you schizophrenic weirdo.
That should do it.
wv. enests=what ebirds live in, or what a yorkshire egg thief likes to rummage through?
I wish I had that nose full of nickels! Or I guess it might be a nose full of tuppence or cronies or geldings or whatever you're using on that side of the pond these days.
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A truly inspired caption for photo 2. Genius.
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