Gadgets with FACES #125: A Lesbian's Midea rice cooker
Photos supplied at 3264 x 2448 resolution and taken with a Samsung Digimax L85, a camera so alien we're going to have to Google it [30 seconds later] to discover it's not particularly impressive.
"It's some kind of rice cooker, possibly pig-themed. The face looks deliberate. I have no idea what the rules are for that, if any. It belongs to a lesbian, if that's any help" - Tim.
Yes, Tim, it was a big help. It's great knowing we have a reader who knows a lesbian with a rice cooker. Perhaps you could ask her what's the difference between a rice cooker and just putting a lid on a saucepan? We've always wondered.
"It's some kind of rice cooker, possibly pig-themed. The face looks deliberate. I have no idea what the rules are for that, if any. It belongs to a lesbian, if that's any help" - Tim.
Yes, Tim, it was a big help. It's great knowing we have a reader who knows a lesbian with a rice cooker. Perhaps you could ask her what's the difference between a rice cooker and just putting a lid on a saucepan? We've always wondered.
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Item posted at 12:55 PM
11 Comments:
It looks a bit 'splattered'. Maybe we could ask the owner to give it a wipe...
I too get this face after seeing a lot of lesbian action.
I call 'rude clown'.
I think a rice cooker actually gets the rice hot and 'cooks' it, whereas just putting a lid on a saucepan doesn't really do much, unless you also add rice, water and heat of some kind?
A rice cooker turns itself off when the rice is done. Apologies for the lack of humour in this comment.
On another tack, the verification image for this comment was 'pronb'. Cool.
saucepans aren't really made for cooking rice in, you have to stir it constantly, otherwise it sticks to the bottom. Rice cookers don't do this. Also, they turn themselves off.
I mean, they're basically like toasters for rice. You could put bread under the grill, but why the fuck bother?
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Tch, don't talk to me about toasters, I had to dismantle mine at the weekend to get 2 of it's 4 slots working again. Reassembled and found the springs for the pop-up function had sprung loose while putting it back together again so had to disassemble and re-assemble again.
Wasn't until hours later I noticed I'd forgotten to put the rear heat shielding panel back on before re-assembling.
Bah. Can't be bothered to take it all apart again now. Let's live dangerously eh?
At the risk of starting the kettle post off again, anyone recommend a good 4-slice toaster with frozen and re-heat settings and doesn't have a really flimsy pop-up mechanism?
It doesn't stick to the bottom if you bring it up to the heat gradually. And how come you've all got better things to do than stand there stirring the rice for 10-15 minutes?
distinct lack of lesbian related comments.
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