Man *really* engrossed in rough draft of novel
"I just can't put it down!"
The Times says he looks through the holes where the rings go so he can see where to walk. The old Fritzl ingenuity still burns strong.
The Times says he looks through the holes where the rings go so he can see where to walk. The old Fritzl ingenuity still burns strong.
Item posted at 9:28 AM
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Not funny at all, Gary.
I laughed.
He must be terribly short sighted!
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LOLOCAUST
I lol'd hard, then I clicked through to read the article and I felt sickened and outraged.
Still, I love this bit:
"Court and prisons officials last night assured journalists that the lever-arch file was Fritzl's own, and had not been provided by the Austrian justice authorities to enable him to hide."
Hopefully if they had provided him with hiding apparatus, and if they had a sense of humour, it would've been a mask with BATTLE RAPER 2 on it.
He should be raped 3000 times with a splintery old broom handle. Mind you where he's going, there's a good possibility of that happening.
Looks like a good read, he's clearly engrossed.
He only gets 2/10 for his hiding though, because look, THERE HE IS! RIGHT THERE!
Perhaps he thinks that the worlds journos are like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal?
I think it's going to be a bestseller - and I know best cellars!
God... what's the point of hiding his face when everybody knows his face already?
How long do you think it will be before some pikey tries to smash up a WH Smiths for stocking the filing solutions used by incestuous Austrian rapists?
AHHHH burn the mtrfkr!
bring the hot oil!
Badben gets 7 points for unneccessary Adams reference. It's not even a towel!
wv - gundada - The noise daughter started making after year 13.
Maybe it's a cleverly disguised tumour?
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He's clearly giving us all the finger with his right hand too!
Bloody cheeky bastard!
Also, actual proper word used for word verification. Evidence here
I was thinking about maybe photoshopping the pic to be a DS with Eye Trainer running on it but I'm too busy and Photoshop's not clever enough to read my mind and just bloody get on with it instead of me having to use the mouse to click things.
wv: eyable (Eye-able - able to see)
Come on now; funny is funny, but making people laugh isn't the biggest priority in the world.
I know you haven't advocated the man's conduct, but there is a chance that you've trivialised it; which I think is a shame.
Other posts are good.
I'm just suprised no-ones tried to make a paedo-file joke yet.
Even if they lock him away for the rest of his life, his surroundings won't be that different from what he's been used to for the last 20 years.
Although, someone else will be holding the keys, and he'll be the one being buggered.
Just one more thing the jury will have to pore over...
Austria's entry into the 2009 Thing Holding World Cup isn't up to much, is he?
I have a feeling he's going to need a ring binder where he's going.
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