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Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Andy Murray is NOT having ANY of THIS SHIT

Good on him. He'd rather be out on the practise court than pandering to the bizarre whims of the sponsors. It's the TENNIS that MEANS SOMETHING to him, not the fucking CIRCUS that surrounds the tour!



Maybe he'd have managed a smile if the organisers had spent a few extra grand and got Maria out of bed. And arranged a theme costume beach volleyball tennis exhibition on the beach.



He's not risking injury by lifting his racquet above chest height in exchange for a free mobile phone. Good on you, you winning-obsessed, corporate BULLSHIT-hating Scotsman.

Item posted at 12:31 PM

10 Comments:

Anonymous Trilby said...

Separated at birth: Andy Murray and the baby from Eraserhead.

1:42 PM  
Anonymous Jeanette Krankie said...

Another cheery jock. Isn't it?

1:57 PM  
Anonymous Max Boyce and His Hilarious Leek said...

Whose coat is that jacket?
The welsh are much funnier. See?

2:01 PM  
Blogger GigerPunk said...

Are you taking the piss out of the Welsh?
If so, carry on.
I loved that Pot Noodle ad with the welsh miners digging for noodles. Dunno what all the fuss was about.
Thought it was well tidy, Isn't it?

2:11 PM  
Anonymous The Fat One From The Double Deckers said...

I was just trying to kick off some sort of race war in the hope of seeing Charlotte Church pitted against some famous, yet attractive, and not ginger, Scottish bird (name T.B.C).
I would have said Gail Porter back in my day but she doesn't do much for me these days, and I don't live in the UK anymore so don't really know if there are any famous, attractive, Scottish "ladies" now.
Lulu?

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Douglas Simmonds said...

And when is the Idiot server going to move onto BST? or isn't it? I'm on "The Continent" here, so Idiot server is now lagging 2 hours behind us.

2:26 PM  
Blogger Badben said...

Isn't it, see?

I can keep this up for ages, this is my new favorite thing.

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Erk said...

Twatometer score 2/10 - mostly for the attitude.

8:29 PM  
Anonymous The thin one from the single deckers said...

Gail Porter's shiny bald head is very disturbing to me.

8:33 PM  
Blogger GigerPunk said...

Badben - There's lovely for you then.

1:33 PM  

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