Bits of Cardboard with FACES #1: Charge Ladle ladies' bike saddle packaging
Not a gadget, but that doesn't matter - it's our CONFIRMED FEMALE READER #4!!
"Looks like a FACE. A cautiously happy face. The camera on the Nokia E71 can be really shocking, as you can see. Oh, and I'm another female IDIOT TOYS reader, izzzzzzzzit" - Sara x.
ONE QUESTION SPRINGS TO MIND
Is "izzzzzzzzit" some sort of sex phrase the youths use nowadays? Are we "in" here or, is Sara just the sort of urban teenager we sit on the lower deck of the bus to avoid getting bullied by?
"Looks like a FACE. A cautiously happy face. The camera on the Nokia E71 can be really shocking, as you can see. Oh, and I'm another female IDIOT TOYS reader, izzzzzzzzit" - Sara x.
ONE QUESTION SPRINGS TO MIND
Is "izzzzzzzzit" some sort of sex phrase the youths use nowadays? Are we "in" here or, is Sara just the sort of urban teenager we sit on the lower deck of the bus to avoid getting bullied by?
Item posted at 12:54 PM
31 Comments:
Urban teenager? Buggroff!
She's obviously welsh. Izzzzzzzzzn't it?
A real person, with a profile and pictures!
Note to Sara...
That bog is a bit of a disaster area älskling.
Not everyone's going to read the whole thing and stalk me though are the....are they..?
Well, you've certainly put enough info on your blogger profile to make it easy enough, haven't you?
Kinda takes some of the mystery away though. Maybe if you wore a balaclava and hid in your back garden? (Instead of the rest of us that is?)
If you know the personalities that frequent this site, you can rest assured that no stone will be left unturned in the relentless stalking department.
I find the combination of hair, earring and spotty top both off-putting and alluring at the same time. Someone help!
WV: kinkin - TinTin's kinky brother.
Ah, I'm fairly used to it, a girl-geek among boy-geeks tends to get a lot of attention anyway...
Now the mystery's over hopefully the "OMGZ a GIRL!" bit might blow over!
Can I have the bike saddle after you've been using it for a few months and worn it out?
I need it for... research.
Favorite films - 'MOONWALKER' - oh dear oh dear... even the Lancia Stratos Zero couldn't make it acceptable :(
Sara's dress looks a bit like it's been sprayed on from a can. Please don't disabuse me of this notion, I'm enjoying it.
Right then, it appears that Sara lives just round the corner from me. What price scaring the living bejeesus out of her in the middle of the night?
A big WOULD to Sara...
and I'm being polite here ok?
I live just around the corner from her dad....not such a plus....
men Sara, älskling, vi kan prata svenska tillsammans om du vill...
Careful, I think you're startling her now. She's already removed the link to her blog from her profile (an endearingly ineffectual gesture, seeing a google search of her name reveals her blog as the first hit, being the same as her name, after all ;)
I say we all go and hang out on Ino's blog instead for a while, it's all very smooth and white and neat and wipe-clean. Definitely needs more litter and grime and graffiti.
mine is ok, and its pervert friendly.
But SARA'S!!!!
I mean, we now have pictures of the bike that's getting the saddle!!!
ok idiottoys is looking more and more like a social network for perverts.
I'm sorry, I have earlier stated my discontent regarding people who use actual photo's as their avatar, so I'm not aroused. Like my fellow outcasts here, I will be hunting you down - but my aim is merely to eliminate you.
I might still make love to you before I make the kill though. Haha, I jest. It will probably be after.
See you soon!
Byezzzzzz
It appears that I was visitor #3200 to Sara's profile. Unfortunately I'm going to have to call "deliberate face".
Fortunately, I am a continent away.
anonymous [1]
I think we can safely put the count back down to three female readers.
If only this comment section was my dungeon, then Sara would already be in it, and I wouldn't need to chloroform her as she walks home through the park and force her to forge a suicide note. Sigh. Oh well...where's my rope and handkerchief?
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Goodness me, boys, glad I've given you all some stalky entertainment! When you're lonely such things can bring a ray of sunshine into your lives, eh? :)
Also, love that the last post is pure spam!
Oh aye, removed the Sea-Blog thing as it's not been updated in a LONG time.
oh noes teh lulz
Eurgh intelligent women repulse and frighten me.
I don't have the emotional resilience for stalking, I'm afraid. I'll just stay at home. As usual.
That's not spam, Sara, runescape's totally trying it on with you. He/she's tried it on with most of us on here, I think.
As for the rest of you, here's a stalking tip. No one person will be able to learn all the interests in a short space of time, so instead of that monumentous task, why not form a group and then each person chooses one from:
* Music
* Computers
* Internet
* The Sea
* Photography
* Sailing
* Fancy-Dress
* Fluffy Animals
* Tall Ships
* Dinghies
* Skiing
* Lindy hop
and then just share any information on potential waiting spots and the like. Then you're much more likely to make human contact.
I'll take 'Internet', whatever that is. I guess I'll have to Google it and see. The other stuff is a bit too outdoory for me.
Oh wait, have you lot given up already?
5th item in that list - I think you may have mis-spelled 'Pornography' there, Bilal
I didn't misspell anything, I just copied/pasted the interests as they were.
wv: blegall - My name pronounced incorrectly
This is unlikely to end well.
Looks to me like it's already ended...
Deliberate face - The card is being held upside down.
Turn off - The photo was taken at WORK
Turn on - Like the holding grip - Fingers look like they are ready for some insertion ... Searched her blog but could not find any decent pics.
Did someone mention Lindesfarne? Now that was a great band.
colisses = mispelling of calisses that populate the hands of those in denial
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