"Bring your beat to the street" with the Sony Ericsson W205 WALKMAN phone and its LIFESTYLE PHOTOGRAPHY!
Why do they INSIST on still doing it? It's almost as if Sony Ericsson doesn't read Idiot Toys and isn't aware of the mockery we heap upon their expensive media follies TIME and TIME AGAIN.
It's a classic 'Sofa Outside' shot. We ought to start up a splinter blog dedicated purely to companies who've had the WACKY idea of taking a sofa outside for their photoshoot.
As ever, the EXIF data shows that renowned camera manufacturer Sony chose to take these shots with a Canon EOS 5D Mark II. You can't run the risk of booking all these models, taking the sofa from the reception to the outside, then having the day ruined by excessive purple fringing and low-light blockiness on the resulting images.
It's a classic 'Sofa Outside' shot. We ought to start up a splinter blog dedicated purely to companies who've had the WACKY idea of taking a sofa outside for their photoshoot.
As ever, the EXIF data shows that renowned camera manufacturer Sony chose to take these shots with a Canon EOS 5D Mark II. You can't run the risk of booking all these models, taking the sofa from the reception to the outside, then having the day ruined by excessive purple fringing and low-light blockiness on the resulting images.
More music and more fun with your first Walkman(tm) phone
Bring your beat to the street with the new Sony Ericsson W205 Walkman(tm). The W205 makes the Walkman(tm) phone experience more accessible to consumers and is perfect for those who want all the classic Sony Ericsson mobile phone features while enjoying music on the go!
London - April 7, 2009 - Get the most out of your best music and favourite radio channels with Walkman(tm) player, FM radio and TrackID(tm) music recognition. The slider mobile phone comes with a complete package of entertainment features and the power to set up playlists to ensure you have the right music no matter the occasion. Share your tunes with friends via the speaker phone function - if you love your music they will too.
Need a change? Tune into the FM radio to listen to the latest news, music, sport commentary and talk shows. Heard something you like? Use TrackID(tm) to name that tune and artist, and you can even record a sample of a song from the radio to use as your new ringtone.
"The W205 is perfect for those who love portable music but have never had the Walkman(tm) phone experience." said Timo Maassmann, Marketing business manager at Sony Ericsson. "The W205 is a stylish slider phone allowing you to enjoy your music wherever you are - whether it's on the bus, at college or chilling in the park. You can also share more than music with the 1.3 megapixel camera. Capture the action in stills or video and send them to friends via MMS or via Bluetooth(tm). The multiple phonebook function is an added bonus - share your phone with your family but keep your contacts separate from theirs."
The W205 Walkman(tm)
Fill it with pop and make it rock with the following features:
* Enjoy your music with the Walkman(tm) experience
* FM radio - catch up with the latest news and views
* TrackID(tm) - name that tune at a press of a button
* 1.3 megapixel camera - capture your favourite moments on film
* Bluetooth(tm) - share your favourite songs, pictures and video clips, or connect to a wireless headset
* Multiple phone books - keep your contacts in order if someone needs to borrow your phone
Item posted at 1:09 PM
10 Comments:
I've tried beating on the street before, but the authorities are usually alerted before I can achieve issue onto the window of New Look.
First photo: Sassy bird gets on the blower to invite some friends round for a little 'experimentation'.
Second photo: Sassy bird takes 'before shot' once all the participants arrive.
Imaginary third photo: Screaming. Just a shitload of screaming.
I'd love to do her on that sofa, even it it's outside. Even it's located in the middle of a busy square. Even if it'll cause bystanders to mock my size and lacking skills. Even if I'd end up being pulled off the screaming girl by burly policemen, while my glistening penis flaps around helplessly in the cold wind. Just not if it rains.
What are they laughing at that is so fucking hysterical?
I imagine that the twat in the leather jacket and white watch has just filmed himself happy slapping a pensioner.
And why has Google Chrome underlined the words TWAT and Google in this post? I know for a fact that TWAT is spelled correctly and Google wrote the bloody software, so you think they'd have their own name in the dictionary.
It doesn't mind "fucking".
Mind you......who does?
Isn't it?
heh.
Enn wouldn't mind being pulled off...
...by a burly policeman
[snigger]
JUST NOT IF IT RAINS
I hope modern HR departments have policies to deal with injuries incurred while taking sofas outside for photoshoots.
"First photo: Sassy bird gets on the blower to invite some friends round for a little 'experimentation'.
Second photo: Sassy bird takes 'before shot' once all the participants arrive.
Imaginary third photo: Screaming. Just a shitload of screaming."
Gonuts- Do you realize what you've done? You've just written Jessica Alba's next movie!
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"Bring your beat to the street", I had to stop there...that one metrosexual, Apple using, khaki cargo-pants wearing MoFo phrase was just too much to bear!
The twatometer score can only be 10/10 for all participants in lifestyles photos.
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