Monday, April 06, 2009

EXECUTIVE FOREHEADS: Richard A. Smith, President and Chief Executive, Realogy Corporation

We swear this photo has not been altered in ANY WAY. That smooth, lengthy forehead is all natural.



Thank god he doesn't need glasses. Finding a pair to complement that shape of head would be a NIGHTMARE.

16 Comments:

Anonymous A Lady said...

You know what they say about men with unfeasibly bulbous foreheads ;-)

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forehead??? Well that's at least a six or seven head as far as I'm concerned.

wv-wipsy: just a couple transposed letters away from describing the little hair he has left.

anonymous [1]

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Men no me said...

Meet candidate #1 for third eye transplant.

A 3rd eye would be an improvement for this chap.

2:53 PM  
Blogger GigerPunk said...

@A Lady:
They're a shoe-in on star trek as alien of the week?

3:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to Sexy Executives?

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Enn said...

au contraire...

8:23 PM  
Blogger benny lemon said...

Exquisite craftmanship on the hankie folding there. The subtle third peak in the foreground is the mark of a master. A rare treat.
9/10

8:27 PM  
Anonymous Erk said...

Mr. Smith scores 5/10 on the twatometer. An extra point was added for the company name.

9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I call deliberate buttock graft.

1:05 AM  
Blogger FuzzyPiggy said...

Wow! That's a slaphead worthy of Mr Tefal, Peter Norton himself!

5:42 AM  
Anonymous Norman and His Budgies said...

I looked at the site....oh dear...check out this modern management speak shite:
>>>>>>>>>

The Realogy 'Value Circle'

Realogy’s business model is structured around our unique "Value Circle" approach. The integration of our company’s service offerings provides our business units with excellent cross-selling opportunities while enabling customers to enjoy the convenience of a single-source solution for all their real estate needs.

The included graphic of the "value circle" is something to behold too. Utterly fucking meaningless.

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Tim the cunt said...

I expected a forehead like that to have a painted circle with a massive 'H' in the middle.

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Idiot said...

Oh dear. You all should know these management types have nothing to do other than sit around Googling themselves. There will be complaints.

Poor old Will Mills wasn't very happy with the Facebook death threats, although he quite liked Raymond Baxter's Stool's "Howard Stableford" reference.

10:09 AM  
Blogger Badben said...

High-end rug / not rug? Hmmm... Can't quite decide...

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Gonuts McDie said...

Holy shit, I've seen imax movies projected onto smaller surfaces!

2:18 PM  
Anonymous pingus said...

You can gently kiss his forehead while he is sucking you off.

10:28 AM  

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