EXECUTIVE MOUSTACHES: Tom Beyer, President of Elkay Manufacturing's Cabinet Division
He's growing it as wide and as bushy as possible so that, one day, when medical science has progressed far enough, it can be perfectly transplanted six inches upwards to form a nice fringe.
ADVANCED TIP: Using the flash while standing near a wall creates a superb natural drop-shadow effect, making the photo appear "3D".
ADVANCED TIP: Using the flash while standing near a wall creates a superb natural drop-shadow effect, making the photo appear "3D".
Labels: EXECUTIVE MOUSTACHES
Item posted at 11:42 AM
14 Comments:
There was a face a little bit like that on something that hid under a log as I walked through the woods last night.
Would.
That's a mightily impressive moustache, well maintained and providing good coverage without appearing ostentatious.
He also has a nice twinkle in his eye, looks like he'd be a sensitive, caring lover.
Still wouldn't though.
looks retarded
It's like I'm getting cornered in the narrow hallways by the office weirdo during a after work celebration of some kind. If I stare into his eyes for too long, he'll molest me. I avert my eyes. No, Tom. Not tonight.
Soup strainer.
anonymous [1]
It's Ned Flanders minus the spec-a-reenos.
Cookie duster.
anonymous [1]
Is he upside down?
Yep all he needs is a little board with numbers to hold up and instant pedo!
I think he's the guy who killed my uncle.
What's the number for the police again?
I think it has a 9 in it somewhere.
w/v - tinte
Tonyator - No, that's just for an outside line, isn't it?
The only telephone number I can remember is 01 811 8055.
wv gistmag - One of thost top shelf kind!
Let it lie Noel. Time to move on. Nobody swaps anymore.
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