Gadgets with FACES #126: The Team Grill barbecue
America's two main contributions to global culture are (a) MEAT and (b) SPORTS. So it's inevitable someone would have the idea of combining the two, as Americans also really like combining two things into one thing to make a new combi-thing.
It's a barbecue in the same colours as those worn by your "team". It sadly lost a couple of legs in a hunting accident and has had them replaced by wheels.
It's a barbecue in the same colours as those worn by your "team". It sadly lost a couple of legs in a hunting accident and has had them replaced by wheels.
Labels: GADGETS WITH FACES
Item posted at 9:58 AM
8 Comments:
As if being American isn't bad enough as it is, it doesn't even have a decent face. This thing is bound to set itself aflame in a suicidal identity crisis. I hope it charcoals the meat and gives cancer to everyone.
No face. I can see what is meant to be the face but it's not good enough to be dignified.
I'm up for some SPORTS MEAT though, see?
It's an elephant. Think of it as an elephant.
I'm not sure Americans have contributed much in the way of sports though.
I mean, who outside the U.S. plays baseball, or basketball, or ice hockey (excluding Canada) or that crap version of rugby with the helmets and endless breaks in play?
And before BILLIONS of people scream about how often they shout "from downtown!" while playing basketball every day, I meant, they're not seen as a big deal outside the states.
Now allow me to lower the tone back down again: Boobs crap sexy fist! Smoke it, muthabitch!
My sister is called Boobscrap Sexyfist. Please be careful with your use of words in future: you might end up offending someone. Like me. With a sister of that name.
nipples
An elephant with a face on it's flank? ARE YOU MAD? It would have to walk sideways, it's totally out of the question
Is it a crab then?
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