Gadgets with FACES #128: A smiling iron
Smiling because it's just been rubbing itself all over your girlfriend's skirt and enjoying the intoxicating fumes of nearly-molten polyester. It's even winking at her. Sick IRON FUCK.
"Thought you may like this for your collection. As I was looking through your photos, I could feel some eyes burning into the back of my head. Needless to say the iron was trying to look at my screen" - Adrian.
"Thought you may like this for your collection. As I was looking through your photos, I could feel some eyes burning into the back of my head. Needless to say the iron was trying to look at my screen" - Adrian.
Labels: GADGETS WITH FACES
Item posted at 10:59 AM
9 Comments:
Mr. Krab eyes WARNING
The word verification is almost the best thing on idiot toys
I've misplaced a "spray" joke in here somewhere...
wv: simra: The highest God if Egypt had fembots.
Mine's a proper word, if you're from the North.
and I'm a female proni. Good.
come on... who here actually has a girlfriend. A skirt belonging to a girl - maybe from a washing line or laundry basket... sure...
Word Verification 'Conin' - like the Barbarian...
Just so we're clear, I'm none of these wvnicks.
I never push a joke that far.
This ís me, though.
Can't let this one go.
hummin along. I'm just hummin along.
Word verification of the day. Nay, week. At least.
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