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"Mike. Can you bring the scissors? No, the big ones. No, the big ones. No, there are some bigger ones in the storeroom. The big ones. The big scissors. Can I trust you on this one? It's a big ribbon and we don't want to look stupid by not being able to cut through it."
"I didn't mean the HUGE COMEDY scissors, you idiot. You're fired."
THE SAD THING IS
They look like they won't even cut through it. Hopefully one of them's got a knife in their sock. The one on the right looks like he might have a knife in his sock.
"I didn't mean the HUGE COMEDY scissors, you idiot. You're fired."
THE SAD THING IS
They look like they won't even cut through it. Hopefully one of them's got a knife in their sock. The one on the right looks like he might have a knife in his sock.
Item posted at 10:21 AM
9 Comments:
We dread to think what's in your sock, Idiot.
WELCOME TO UNCUTTABLE RIBBON GRIMSBY - GRAND OPENING
A tentacle in his sock, more like.
The guy on the left contributing one finger. There's alway one team member who has to be carried by the rest
The man on the right USES his sock knife if you mention his disgusting massive blue alien growth. He's touchy about it.
(L-R) Overjoyed, Happy, Sad, Suicidal
It's like a chart of how Sega has made me feel since I was 6.
This is going to be one of those awful 'ribbon gets folded by the scissors rather than cut' situations, known in the ribbon-cutting industry as 'foldgate'. Unbearable.
ribbon gets folded by scissors... but ribbon wraps stone prettily...
however stone scuffs scissors...
Twatometer score from left to right...
3/10 - would be lower but for pointing at the scissors rather than helping.
4/10 - stupid smile.
1/10 - I like this guy, he looks cool.
3/10 - Why is he there?
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