*Jingle* Promotional Image of the Weeeek
All hail the next evolutionary leap for mankind - in-built 240v generation capabilities. It burns off calories to help the global obesity epidemic, while simultaneously boosting energy efficiency.
Once this photo gets around he'll be seized by oil industry agents and dissected.
Once this photo gets around he'll be seized by oil industry agents and dissected.
Item posted at 12:09 PM
12 Comments:
Dare we have a 'caption competition'?
Dare i say most of the entries would include the words "arse" ,"stuck", and "would"
Given the size of that smile I'd have to say it does more than burn off calories.
It was not long cheap wow goldbefore some one knocked atwow gold cheap wow gold for salethe house-door and called, open the door, dear children, your mother is here, and has brought something back with her for each of you. But the little wow goldkids knew that it was the wolf, by the rough voice. We will wow power leveling not open the door, cried they, you are not our mother. She has a soft, pleasant voice, but your voice is rough, you are the wolf.
AHHH SEEE !!!! you almost thought it was a real spammer.
But the fact I have posted a totally unrelated to picture comment, maybe I am a spammer
Aren't we lucky that since everyone became concerned about global warming, corporations now manufacture shitloads of crap because of how much they 'love the Earth' and because 'the Earth will thank you for buying this' etc etc.
It's lucky because if corporations still made (and we still bought) shitloads of crap for all the OLD reasons we'd really be up to our necks in it. We might even have passed a tipping point and be virtually guaranteed to lose 7 billion people from our global population in the next 70 years! Good job that hasn't happened then eh? EH? must go out and buy 20 NEW LIGHTBULBS! AND A NEW CAR, MY OLD ONES WORTH £2000 NOW DON'T YOU KNOW!!? AND AN ELECTRIC ONE TOO BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST PRODUCED GRATIS BY THE UNIVESRSE!!!! AND THE EARTH IS HAPPY!!FUCKING HAPPY!!! AAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAArrrgh FUCk SHITBOLLOCKS WANK TITENDS aaAAaarrrrrghghghgbeeeghluuuuuuuuurgh
*brain bursts*
how does the holy-brick fit into the scenario?
Do the bricks and bulbs work in tandem or is brick the battery?
Now we are talking!
Anon- if you took the time to add links to wow.gold.it I would have fallen for it hook, line and sinker.
If aliens would use rubber masks to hide their extraterrestrial faces, thát's what they'd look like.
I say we dissect him as proposed.
ARSE STUCK WOULD
@Enn
my thoughts precisely.
He's only trying to get the viewer to look into his light to distract from the awful fact that he's wearing SOMEONE ELSES FACE.
zoom in to maximum, and study the eyes.
The eyes are way too set back from the skin, hence suggesting the use of a MASK.
"It wus like he wus wearing an... Eggar suit!"
Enough of this green shite, how about more large breasted women sitting in their pants on their beds, playing with their iPhones?!
You were going well til you said iPhones.
Unless that's a euphemism for something else?
I think I'll assume it was.
Mmmmmm...big wobbly iPhones
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