Sony Ericsson S312 and a COMPLEX NARRATIVE STRUCTURE!
It's a story of a woman who's getting her hair done.
Here, she seems to be showing the photographer a photo of HERSELF she took a couple of minutes ago.
And again, in a slightly different pose. There's not much point in sending out both of these images, they're virtually identical.
Surely the hairdresser must be LIVID at having to keep telling her to lift her head up?
Did the conversation between hairdresser and hairdressee get so strained and awkward that the hairdressee had to start demonstrating her mobile phone features to break the silence?
Is this the end result? Or the 'before' picture? Her hair looks OK, but not like it's been the subject of exhaustive styling.
Here, she seems to be showing the photographer a photo of HERSELF she took a couple of minutes ago.
And again, in a slightly different pose. There's not much point in sending out both of these images, they're virtually identical.
Surely the hairdresser must be LIVID at having to keep telling her to lift her head up?
Did the conversation between hairdresser and hairdressee get so strained and awkward that the hairdressee had to start demonstrating her mobile phone features to break the silence?
Is this the end result? Or the 'before' picture? Her hair looks OK, but not like it's been the subject of exhaustive styling.
Item posted at 12:11 PM
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In pics one and two her facial expression shows that she fully expects to be beaten for her photography efforts, and rightly so, because taking a picture of yourself whilst ignoring yourself and looking moodily into the middle distance is a serious crime.
Bloody massive files, well done. They caused people at work to ask I.T. what was wrong with the internet.
3rd picture is a goldmine of clues for potential stalkers.
1. She appears to be reading something in 'foreign'. Looks like Ikea-speak to me.
Thus, first potential lead is maybe she hangs out in Ikea a lot?
2. Her necklace appears to have some sort of representation of the globe, but looks to me like the countries are in a different layout to usual?
2nd hint for potential stalkers, maybe she's from a different planet/dimension?
Ok, only 2 clues, I never said it was a particularly productive goldmine, did I?
Ha! I love it when something I'm doing causes the entire office internet to break.
*Closes Bittorrent*
*Turns off streaming radio*
*Closes about 20 tabs*
*Pauses iPlayer*
What in the name of Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ is going on in that last photo?
She appears to have grown a robotic eye out the side of her head, and you can clearly see a middle-aged-man's hand (the photographer's or the hairdresser's perhaps?) in the left of the picture, complete with silver 'Carpe Diem' bangle.
That is 'edgy' to say the least.
would
Last picture.
I'm amazed she is able to stand upright with 200+ kg of tat around her neck.
the guy who took the photos can fuck off, just look at his wrist straps in the last pick.
twat
"because taking a picture of yourself whilst ignoring yourself and looking moodily into the middle distance is a serious crime."
YES, YES YES YES! We need to invent a swearword, so I can quickly refer to the abject individuals who are able to do this without thoroughly loathing themselves. It'll be a word describing entire generations, so this needs to be given a lot of thought. Get to it, gentlemen!
Bad usage of marshmallows.
"pointing"? Oh dear, Idiot.
Sorry, Enn: I've been thinking about it for a while and the best I can come up with is 'cunts'.
I'll admit that it lacks on the 'invention' side, but it has a certain righness that can't be denied. They are cunts. They belong to this generation of cunts. The cunts.
Any advance on this?
And with that, 'cunt' entered my top 3 favourite words. Along with 'off,' and 'fuck'.
I'd like to make a stamp, combining all my favourites. When I meet one of these so called 'cunts', I'll stamp 'off, cunt fuck' on their foreheads. They'll be embarrassed and flee home. I'll throw a rock in their general direction for good measure and be the hero of the town.
I'd hit that so hard it would shift tectonic plates!
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