Buildings with FACES: A poorly-constructed cottage
From now on, we require Google Maps data to accompany buildings with FACES so we can all go for a look. We could organise an Idiot Toys "be near" - which is like a meet-up, only everyone just stands near each other without doing any talking.

"This is a picture of a small fishing hut on the shore of loch Feochan, 8 miles south of Oban. I think it looks slightly surprised, as if I've just caught it coming out of the shower. Or it could be whistling. Apologies if my spelling is a bit poor in this email but I've had a few fresheners this evening" - Keith.

"This is a picture of a small fishing hut on the shore of loch Feochan, 8 miles south of Oban. I think it looks slightly surprised, as if I've just caught it coming out of the shower. Or it could be whistling. Apologies if my spelling is a bit poor in this email but I've had a few fresheners this evening" - Keith.


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'Idiot Toys Be Near'
Hmmm... count me... OUT you fucking FREAKS!
I think that won't suit the 'hiding alone in a dark room lit by a screen with cock in hand' reader demographic, alas :(
I've already been outside several times this year, so I won't be attending. My "going outside" quota has been met.
HER NAMES EGG MONROE SHES OLDER
I've been thinking more about it; I might have been a bit rash. I'm prepared to stand on the same corner as other readers, at an agreed time, on Streetview. That way we can share a disgruntled scowl at the real world together, but without actually having any ability to see / interact / know anything about each other.
Somewhere in Soho at 11.00pm tonight then?
Something tells me this group would fit nicely into the hiding alone in a dark alley lit by a screen with cock in hand' reader demographic.
@Badben
Will it be a formal occasion? No reason imaginary meets shouldn't require preparation.
Would come in through the bathroom window
Is that window in the chimney? Can you do that?
Well I was there, in Soho at 11pm on Streetview. And I'd gone with 'black tie' and everything. Didn't see any of the rest of you miserable buggers...
You're probably right though. It was still daytime on Streetview, wasn't even close to seedy enough for our purposes
I think the 'window' on the chimney was actually some sort of access panel for clearing soot and ash out.
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