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Monday, May 11, 2009

Dell issues VERY BAD ADVICE

A laptop in the KITCHEN? A laptop near a MIXING DEVICE? A laptop near a BOWL OF FLUID AND/OR FLOUR? A Laptop literally SURROUNDED BY things that could - at best - dirty the screen and keyboard?

A laptop left in the care of A WOMAN?



It'd better come with an extremely high quality cloth for wiping it down.

Item posted at 10:05 AM

7 Comments:

Anonymous fense said...

Would. I'd close my eyes and imagine it's Nigella.

10:20 AM  
Anonymous Carr said...

She'd also better come with a cloth for wiping down. Or a very small tissue - I've already had three wanks today and am running low.

10:21 AM  
Anonymous TOYOTA PRIUS WARHAMMER GOLD.XXX said...

her names egg monroe shes older

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BUT LAPTOPS IN THE KITCHEN MEAN WOMEN ON THE INTERNET!

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Enn said...

Flamingo pink? That sounds so flamboyantly gay it's probably not even meant to be girly anymore.

6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice lemons

11:12 AM  
Anonymous Tim the Cunt said...

Even for a photo that small, the skin on her face is overstretched and then subjected to too many hours in the tanning salon.

Still would though, like a bit of milf, me.

11:25 AM  

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