Static non-powered objects with FACES we have POSSIBLY already featured BEFORE #31: An ash tray
It looks familiar. Probably because there was one of these outside the pub on the corner by the roundabout there on the way to the Co-op, but possibly also because we have done it before.
However, we've never featured a submission from a "Giles" before, so it's in.
"Look, it's one of those things you stub your fag out on. But: it's smoking a fag all of its own! Ha! That'll stick it up to the right-on PC anti-smoking health fascists. Won't it?" - Giles.
However, we've never featured a submission from a "Giles" before, so it's in.
"Look, it's one of those things you stub your fag out on. But: it's smoking a fag all of its own! Ha! That'll stick it up to the right-on PC anti-smoking health fascists. Won't it?" - Giles.
Item posted at 12:22 PM
5 Comments:
her names egg monroe shes older
What's with these "egg monroe" comments? Are they a hidden in-joke slowly building to some hilarious climax, like Spike Milligan's "Q1" TV series?
Not that I mind either way, just that I hate it when there's an in-joke that I'm not privy to.
w/v: shanterw - replacement for the DOS version of shanter
@Father Viv:
I have no idea, but it seems like it's some nameless internet dwelling fat fucks idea of a BRILLIANT JOKE.
To the rest of us it's a tiresome repetition of something that will never be funny. The sort of thing you smile weakly at out of politeness and hope will disappear never to be repeated again.
And so egg monroe spills onto Idiot Toys. Is nothing sacred?
I call NO FACE, btw
Hmm. I feel oddly aroused, like I'm watching some old French erotic film.
I'd draw eyelashes on it and softly kiss its cheeks. Then I'd elegantly inhale my cigarette and mumble something incoherent while puffs of smoke accompany French sounding syllables and I stare off into the distance pretending I just cited a poem. That night, we make love.
Weeks later we pretend we never met when mutual friends introduce us to each other on an art exhibit.
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